Digital Sportspage

I just saw Jared's post. I had no idea about any "OT" concept, nor did I know the rules about pointless threads. In any event, the point of my thread was a little gesture of good will. Like I said, I honestly found that stuff funny.

I've got absolutely no reason to blow smoke up your ass (Danimal ...

Wow. Wow. Wow.

The absolute truth of the matter is I started this thread with not the slightest bit of sarcasm in mind.

I honestly laughed out loud at the mobiggins' "sugarshanks" and Scoops final post.

From where I sit, that was legitimately good stuff.

The last two posts in the now locked soccer thread cracked me up.

I will most definitely be adding "Sugarshanks" to the repertoire. That's some pretty high comedy.

And Scoop's post was the perfect Cous de Gras.

Well done.

pk500 wrote:Hood:

You have a private message. I suggest that you read it at your earliest convenience.

Capisce?

Merry Christmas,
PK

Got it. Responded.

Merry Christmas to you too.

And from the Dungy thread:


I suppose you should be on suicide watch now as well right? Because as you say...those guys are a dime a dozen. You fit right in...grab a seat next to your eleven buddies.

Reading comprehension is highly underrated.

Hahaha...that's hilarious...seeing as how you're ...

Okay, little man. You ARE a new guy around here.
Much better. That "seemed to be" business had me worried.

There are guys around here who are much more ready to rip you a new one for being a troll and/or making newbie mistakes than I am.
Do you realize how silly that sounds? Honestly, am I ...

Another anonymous poster that has threads about the Celtics and Red Sox. Do that ring a bell? :roll:
I'm pretty sure (but not certain) that this is the worst insult I've ever endured. That hurts, man.

Are all New Englanders asshats?
Born and raised in New York. You need to read and observe more ...

And from the Dungy thread:

If you don't think there are a ton of black college and high school age kids spouting off similar rhetoric in an attempt to be down (or for whatever reason), then you need to get out more.
I suppose you should be on suicide watch now as well right? Because as you say ...

I mean really, here's a couple of other "exhilarting concepts." One, pulling some ho into a closet and sticking in her bunghole for a quickie and moving on. Or, two, pulling a U of Miami 7th Floor where like 10 dudes score at the same time in like five minutes and move on with it.

And even if we ...

Hood, with all due respect, when you say recreational sports I am thinking of organized league play. Not a once in a while jaunt to the local course or driving range. I know 1 guy who plays in regular amateur golf tournaments.
You interpret "recreational" to mean playing in amateur tournaments ...

I know lots of adults who play soccer recreationally, moreso than any other sport.
Really? Because I'd be willing to bet my first born that a significantly larger number of adults in this country play golf recreationally (notwithstanding the ecomonic barriers) than play soccer. Not even close ...

ScoopBrady wrote:

jimd wrote:What this profile tells me:

James Dungy was a college kid who liked to smoke weed and was into gangsta-rap.

That's pretty much what I got out of it too Web.

As I suggested, a dime a dozen.

Heroes:

the D.C. Snipers, cause they let ya'll crackas kno tha ya'll aren't carzy race in the world

I hope that's not a typical college kid....
If you don't think there are a ton of black college and high school age kids spouting off similar rhetoric in an attempt to be down (or for whatever ...

Thanks for the heads up jlp, I'll use that thread in the future. And yeah, I understand the "C's" are rebuilding, but given that such is the case, they should do the right thing and let a man that has brought almost nothing but class and heart to the franchise go chase his ring elsewhere ...

If Tiger Woods was British or German, do you think that golf would have had such a run here?
All due respect rubba, but Tiger Woods isn't a great example. How many adults do you know in the U.S. who play soccer recreationally? One of the allures of Tiger is that he does what so many people try to ...

I don't get it? How can you tell he had some issues because of his myspace profile? It looked like a typical college kids profile to me.
Heroes:

the D.C. Snipers, cause they let ya'll crackas kno tha ya'll aren't carzy race in the world

I hope that's not a typical college kid....
If you don ...

Does it bother anyone else to see a talented class act like Paul Pierce having his skills wasted in Boston as Danny Ainge brings in more and more Scalabrine and Dickau type trash to the table? Yeah, he's apparently been a bit moody at times, but the guy clearly is a classy dude, clearly leaves it ...

10spro wrote:Having said that, Damon did a lot of good things for Boston and fans should remember for his contribution to the team....

...but instead, you have tools engaging in nonsense like this:



Typical Boston.

makes all the sense to me... the yanks will have trouble getting to the WS
this year cause their staff is old & in decline...
Hulk, I get the part about the pitchers, it's just the whole ... "just like I need more COWBELL!!!" that has me confused.

I see you live in Long Island. Ever hit up any ...

TheMightyPuck wrote:

Hood wrote: From the poll, it looks like a lot of us are "watch(ing) soccer the wrong way."

Not thinking soccer will become popular here doesn't neccessarily mean you don't enjoy it.

Fair point.

Zlax45 wrote:I think a rotation of Johnson, Mussina, and Pavano will bring the Yankees a championship just like I need more COWBELL!!!

Is that supposed to make sense or be funny? I'm legitimately confused. Would you mind helping me out?

The idea of Damon on the Yankees just bugs me. I don't fault him or the Yanks for the move, but it's a depressing reminder that the role of sportsfan in today's world is to cheer for a uniform, not the players.

Damon embodied the Red Sox spirit, the spirit that brought us the Championship. He ...

Just because you can't appreciate the game doesn't mean that a significant portion of the population won't ever appreciate it. Different strokes for different folks. Some of us still like a 1-0 pitcher's duel, so to speak.
Kevin, I don't recall ever having said that other folks (or a significant ...

I don't get it? How can you tell he had some issues because of his myspace profile?
Agreed. Hindisght is 20/20 and all that. Anyone who says they can tell from the kids page that he had issues and was therefore a suicide candidate is talking directly out of the deepest recesses of their ass. ( And ...

You watch soccer the wrong way expecting goals to be the action.
From the poll, it looks like a lot of us are "watch(ing) soccer the wrong way."

Soccer is like sex. You sometimes have long foreplay with the climax being the goal. The foreplay is brilliant though.

Other times, the climax comes ...