Gotcha. That makes more sense. I thought we were watching two different games there for a while.

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You asked a question when you started the thread. I answered why I love it as much as I do. You are not the first person to find my answer nutty and you wont be the last. I am however perplexed that you would brush aside someone's explanation after you yourself posed the question.I guess this is where I'm supposed to start laughing, right?
I mean really, here's a couple of other "exhilarting concepts." One, pulling some ho into a closet and sticking in her bunghole for a quickie and moving on. Or, two, pulling a U of Miami 7th Floor where like 10 dudes score at the same time in like five minutes and move on with it.
And even if we are talking conventional and I bust early, my goal at this point is to bust again or go to bed, it's certainly not to wait around for hours to see if my opponent/partner can get off too.
That actually sounds more like the work of a dude with a boring sex life, so I can very slightly see where one coud see soccer as attractive if you use that mess as the a workable framework through which to view the game.
If this is what you define as sensible conversation instead of troll bait, you might want to have a rethink.Hood wrote:I mean really, here's a couple of other "exhilarting concepts." One, pulling some ho into a closet and sticking in her bunghole for a quickie and moving on. Or, two, pulling a U of Miami 7th Floor where like 10 dudes score at the same time in like five minutes and move on with it.
And even if we are talking conventional and I bust early, my goal at this point is to bust again or go to bed, it's certainly not to wait around for hours to see if my opponent/partner can get off too.
That actually sounds more like the work of a dude with a boring sex life, so I can very slightly see where one coud see soccer as attractive if you use that mess as the a workable framework through which to view the game.
And from the Dungy thread:Hood wrote:I guess this is where I'm supposed to start laughing, right?
I mean really, here's a couple of other "exhilarting concepts." One, pulling some ho into a closet and sticking in her bunghole for a quickie and moving on. Or, two, pulling a U of Miami 7th Floor where like 10 dudes score at the same time in like five minutes and move on with it.
And even if we are talking conventional and I bust early, my goal at this point is to bust again or go to bed, it's certainly not to wait around for hours to see if my opponent/partner can get off too.
That actually sounds more like the work of a dude with a boring sex life, so I can very slightly see where one coud see soccer as attractive if you use that mess as the a workable framework through which to view the game.
I suppose you should be on suicide watch now as well right? Because as you say...those guys are a dime a dozen. You fit right in...grab a seat next to your eleven buddies.Hood wrote:If you don't think there are a ton of black college and high school age kids spouting off similar rhetoric in an attempt to be down (or for whatever reason), then you need to get out more.
Hood wrote: Speak for yourself, dbd. I have it on good authority that she like to take it up the seat. With that little bit of knowledge, I've gotta think my chances are better than most. Girls who love that sh1t, really love that sh1t.
You're welcome.
Mo you couldn't be more correct.mobiggins wrote:Okay, little man. You ARE a new guy around here. Take that and fit it into my previous comment about you and take my advice seriously. There are guys around here who are much more ready to rip you a new one for being a troll and/or making newbie mistakes than I am. I think your debate and posts have been perfectly characterised by what I've said, I'm sorry you don't like it.
You interpret "recreational" to mean playing in amateur tournaments? Wow.pigpen81 wrote:Hood, with all due respect, when you say recreational sports I am thinking of organized league play. Not a once in a while jaunt to the local course or driving range. I know 1 guy who plays in regular amateur golf tournaments.
I do hope nobody's feeling's get hurt by a little colorful disagreement. Truly, I do.pigpen81 wrote:Anyway, besides that, you are coming off as a "smart ass".
Cool, cool.pigpen 81 wrote:No problem by me, whatever floats your boat.
Well, you see, generally I would one-hundred percent agree with your position. However, I'm pretty sure that most people would take the "exhilirating once you get the concept" part to take it a little bit past "why I love it as much as I do" and puts you right smack dab in the middle of the "smart ass" zone.pigpen 81 wrote:You asked a question when you started the thread. I answered why I love it as much as I do. You are not the first person to find my answer nutty and you wont be the last. I am however perplexed that you would brush aside someone's explanation after you yourself posed the question.
Please. That's patently ridiculous. Other folks have made very reasonable points as to why they like soccer (sans the whole you-don't-get-it nonsense) and I've read those posts with interests and learned something from them. Folks start in with the "I know and you don't" on something that's strictly a matter of opinion, and I have a tendency to point out the narrow mindedness of doing so, regardless of whether or not I agree with your opinion.pigpen wrote:It seems to me your mind is already made up and you are looking to purposely show off your "forum" skills by making a splash with your "audition".
Fair enough.pigpen wrote:Good luck, but like you with Big Mo, I will look at your posts with a "seriuosly jaundiced eye".
Truth is, I honestly did not put that out there as troll bait, but in retrospect, I can see where you're coming from.pk500 wrote:If this is what you define as sensible conversation instead of troll bait, you might want to have a rethink.Hood wrote:I mean really, here's a couple of other "exhilarting concepts." One, pulling some ho into a closet and sticking in her bunghole for a quickie and moving on. Or, two, pulling a U of Miami 7th Floor where like 10 dudes score at the same time in like five minutes and move on with it.
And even if we are talking conventional and I bust early, my goal at this point is to bust again or go to bed, it's certainly not to wait around for hours to see if my opponent/partner can get off too.
That actually sounds more like the work of a dude with a boring sex life, so I can very slightly see where one coud see soccer as attractive if you use that mess as the a workable framework through which to view the game.
Take care,
PK
Reading comprehension is highly underrated.dbdynsty25 wrote:And from the Dungy thread:
I suppose you should be on suicide watch now as well right? Because as you say...those guys are a dime a dozen. You fit right in...grab a seat next to your eleven buddies.Hood wrote:If you don't think there are a ton of black college and high school age kids spouting off similar rhetoric in an attempt to be down (or for whatever reason), then you need to get out more.
I'm pretty sure (but not certain) that this is the worst insult I've ever endured. That hurts, man.JackDiggity wrote:Another anonymous poster that has threads about the Celtics and Red Sox. Do that ring a bell?
Born and raised in New York. You need to read and observe more closely, champ.JackDiggity wrote:Are all New Englanders asshats?
I just wet my pants.JackDiggity wrote:You really shouldn't f*** with Pigpen man. That was not a good thing at all.
Much better. That "seemed to be" business had me worried.mobiggins wrote:Okay, little man. You ARE a new guy around here.
Do you realize how silly that sounds? Honestly, am I supposed to be frightened? Folks don't agree, folks don't agree. Big deal. People wanna set me straight, then great, let 'em. They offer up something worthwhile like someone pointing out I posted in the wrong thread or someone pointing out that one of those posts came across as troll bait, or someone making the point about hangin' out with high school boys, I acknowledge, pay my respects and move on.mobiggins wrote:There are guys around here who are much more ready to rip you a new one for being a troll and/or making newbie mistakes than I am.
Have no idea how I'm going to sleep tonight. The horror.mobiggins wrote:I'm sorry you don't like it.
That's a fair point, which rubba19 already made. By "big" I guess I meant as big as baseball, football or basketball. Of course, one could get a lot clearer than that, but I think that's a sufficient framework for some general discussion on the issue. Anyone wants to clarify, feel free.mobiggins wrote:You haven't definied what you mean by 'big,' have not defined the parameters of your argument insofar as league/individual sports is concerned...
Incorrect. As I already said, I have absolutely no problem, nor have I expressed any with anyone disagreeing with me. What I do have a problem with is the holier-than-thou my opinion on soccer is something that you're feeble mind can't grasp nonsense. You have an opinion stated it. Keep the perching yourself on a pedastal to yourself.mobiggins wrote:..."big yet you snap at anyone who disagrees or qualifies anything you say while pretending you're having a civilised argument.
You ever tried to get a tee time at a muni on the weekend? I also see tons of 40+ dudes putting the spikes on to chase a ball in their free time. Tons of 'em.Even the league/individual sports parameter doesn't work in your argument's favor, as you have to keep in mind that one game of soccer requires 22 players. That's not including subs, of which in recreational soccer, there are an unlimited number, meaning that besides the 22 guys playing, there can be 7-10 guys waiting for a sub-in. That's one game. I used to referee at a complex that had 20+ fields, and every weekend, from 8am to 10pm, each field was used. Hmm...let's say six games per field, 30 players per match, 20 fields. You do the math. And there are complexes like that everywhere in big cities.
Hahaha...that's hilarious...seeing as how you're the one with the issue. You claim that there are plenty of college and high school kids attempting to be "down" by using slang and rhetoric. Seems to me that your statement quoted by many, was an attempt at being "down" as you put it. I know...pulling two different quotes from two different threads is hard for you to comprehend, but it is slightly ironic to say the least. Might want to keep your "acts" straight, that would lessen the workload on your thought processor.Hood wrote:Reading comprehension is highly underrated.dbdynsty25 wrote:And from the Dungy thread:
I suppose you should be on suicide watch now as well right? Because as you say...those guys are a dime a dozen. You fit right in...grab a seat next to your eleven buddies.Hood wrote:If you don't think there are a ton of black college and high school age kids spouting off similar rhetoric in an attempt to be down (or for whatever reason), then you need to get out more.
Yes, the point was that attempting to be "down" is a tell-tale sign that one should be on suicide watch. That's what I took away from pulling a few quotes together from two different threads. Matter of fact, all that thinking is making my head hurt. Thanks for helping me to understand, dbd. I'm forever in your debt.dbdynsty25 wrote:Hahaha...that's hilarious...seeing as how you're the one with the issue. You claim that there are plenty of college and high school kids attempting to be "down" by using slang and rhetoric. Seems to me that your statement quoted by many, was an attempt at being "down" as you put it. I know...pulling two different quotes from two different threads is hard for you to comprehend, but it is slightly ironic to say the least. Might want to keep your "acts" straight, that would lessen the workload on your thought processor.Hood wrote:Reading comprehension is highly underrated.dbdynsty25 wrote:And from the Dungy thread:
I suppose you should be on suicide watch now as well right? Because as you say...those guys are a dime a dozen. You fit right in...grab a seat next to your eleven buddies.
It's called getting banned, sugarshanks. Keep being a smart-ass dickhead to everyone and you'll realise that was advice, not some kind of threat.mobiggins wrote:
There are guys around here who are much more ready to rip you a new one for being a troll and/or making newbie mistakes than I am.
Do you realize how silly that sounds? Honestly, am I supposed to be frightened?