I'm dying.....

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:48 pm

"I just manufactured a Growler"

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:49 pm

Here's an Indiana special, one I never heard until I started working at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway:

"Taking a doak"

Take care,
PK

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:52 pm

dbdynsty25 wrote:"I just manufactured a Growler"

I don't know why, but that one makes me laugh...good one...

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:53 pm

pk500 wrote:Here's an Indiana special, one I never heard until I started working at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway:

"Taking a doak"

Take care,
PK

I'd be interested in what a "doak" is (aside from the obvious)

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:54 pm

tealboy03 wrote: I don't know why, but that one makes me laugh...good one...

Me neither...I find it freakin' hillarious too!

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:56 pm

"poppin' a squat"

"assuming the position"

Here's one I never quite understood, but I say it all the time:

" I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Post by **Jared** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:58 pm

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Jimmydeicide · Post by **Jimmydeicide** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:00 am

[quote="tealboy03]
Here's one I never quite understood, but I say it all the time:

" I gotta go see a man about a dog"[/quote]

Me neither, it means your going to the pub.

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:02 am

Jared wrote:Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Yeah, you say that, and people automatically know your taking a s***...

Funny one...

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:05 am

Jimmydeicide wrote:
tealboy03 wrote: Here's one I never quite understood, but I say it all the time:

" I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Me neither, it means your going to the pub.

Wow. Taking a drink or taking a s***. Guess I'd better be careful with that one when I'm overseas. Don't want anyone thinking I'm taking a swig out of the shitter...

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:29 am

"Taking the brownies out of the oven"

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:30 am

"Feed the fish"

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:32 am

"squeezing a floater"

JackB1 · Post by **JackB1** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:02 am

Jimmydeicide wrote:[quote="tealboy03]
Here's one I never quite understood, but I say it all the time:

" I gotta go see a man about a dog"

I thought it was "I gotta go see a man about a horse"?

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:05 am

JackB1 wrote:
Jimmydeicide wrote:[quote="tealboy03]
Here's one I never quite understood, but I say it all the time:

" I gotta go see a man about a dog"
I thought it was "I gotta go see a man about a horse"?

Ah, either way I'd know where you were headed...unless, of course, you WERE going to see a man about a horse or a dog...

jimd · Post by **jimd** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:23 am

"Drop a deuce."

GROGtheNailer · Post by **GROGtheNailer** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:31 am

Stercus Circus

Brando70 · Post by **Brando70** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:36 am

My own personal creation:

I have to go create some room under the salary cap.

Jimmydeicide · Post by **Jimmydeicide** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:26 am

Eartha Kit.

As in "Im going for an Eartha"

Granatofan · Post by **Granatofan** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:05 pm

"I'm gonna go talk to Stewart".

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:07 pm

I've gotta go:

"drop mud"

"paint porcelain"

"free willie"

"dowload a brownload"

"take the Browns to the Super Bowl"

"feed the seagulls"

"punish the toilet"

Jimmydeicide · Post by **Jimmydeicide** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:53 am

Splat the pan.

RobVarak · Post by **RobVarak** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:04 pm

Did someone already use:

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool?

davet010 · Post by **davet010** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:14 pm

This thread contains a post I made a year ago - guess it deserved to live after all (unlike this thread)

Jimmydeicide · Post by **Jimmydeicide** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:08 pm

Hey if your gonna link a thread to it. Why waste it.