I'm dying.....

GROGtheNailer · Post by **GROGtheNailer** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:07 pm

I've had to sh1t since 10 am this morning and it's now 3 pm, I just cannot have a poop at work, it's a phobia really, cant go in a public bathroom. I have to last another hour and a half.......the pain is quite interesting right now.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:09 pm

Like we give a crap...sh*t break.

Leebo33 · Post by **Leebo33** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:12 pm

Can we have a separate forum for Grog's fecal posts?

XXXIV · Post by **XXXIV** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:17 pm

davet010 · Post by **davet010** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:26 pm

we're all dying, matey...one day at a time.

That's the Friday philosophy lecture over.

And I'm sorry, Grog, but if you can't go in a public toilet, I just pray that I'm not sitting next to you next time I fly to Australia...

skidmark · Post by **skidmark** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:31 pm

Take up camel dumping...

Actually, I have a friend who shares this phobia - when he transferred to his latest job he made sure that he got a place real close to work so that he could just go home to take his dumps.

davet010 · Post by **davet010** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:35 pm

skid...

That is so not a good log-in name for this thread...

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:57 pm

So you've got to drop the kids off at the pool but the pool's closed ay? Wait til the cramps hit you on your commute home.

You might want to look into adult diapers.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:57 pm

Turtle head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laurenskye · Post by **laurenskye** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:51 pm

"I'm prairy doggin'"

cdastros · Post by **cdastros** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:16 pm

they make adult diapers just for people like you.

skidmark · Post by **skidmark** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:24 pm

The ol' Crayola

Maybe you should look into this: http://www.flat-d.com

Sudz · Post by **Sudz** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:41 pm

me too!

i only do if it as freaking emergency. then i get cleaning supplies go into the least used bathroom and get in and get out. when i worked for adam & eve i nearly drove home to s***. i ended up going up to the 3rd floor in the office portion of the building that was still under constructon. no tile on the floor, but the toilet worked.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:46 pm

Where's the update Grog...how'd things turn out?

You guys are terrible...just sack it up and drop it like it's hot. What's the worst thing that can happen? The toilet snake isn't gonna munch on your sack or anything...so just do and do it quick.

JackB1 · Post by **JackB1** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:26 pm

Leebo33 wrote:Can we have a separate forum for Grog's fecal posts?

sportdan30 · Post by **sportdan30** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:26 pm

Hey, at least you have a JOB to sh*t at!

Every public toilet should have those doooohickies you put around the rim to protect your buttocks from getting some creeped out disease on your arse. I especially like the ones at Chicago O'Hare's airport.

By the way, my Uncle went to use his toilet and when he popped open the lid, a three inch toad was in there swimming around. Must have swam up from the sewer. After hearing that, I always put the top down when I'm finished dropping the kids off at the pool!

Question....Why do some people decide not to flush? Are they proud of what they produced so they want others to stare in amusement? Talk about nasty!

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:37 pm

sportdan30 wrote:Question....Why do some people decide not to flush? Are they proud of what they produced so they want others to stare in amusement? Talk about nasty!

I have always wondered the same thing. Just flush the damn thing.

laurenskye · Post by **laurenskye** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:15 pm

Speaking of this. What's up with women insisting that you put the lid down. I know I sure as hell look before I sit anywhere.

TheMightyPuck · Post by **TheMightyPuck** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:38 pm

Where the f*** do you work? Jail? My workplace has awesome facilities. f***, I'd rather take a dump at work. I probably save 3 bucks a year TP costs as well.

GROGtheNailer · Post by **GROGtheNailer** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:04 am

You know, this is a real problem. The facilities at work are stellar, very clean and decent but it's not the filth that bothers me. It's the fact that I have to shat around other people. I actually wish my anus did not exist and I just can't seem to be like some of you (scat fetish and all). I have tried in the past to give it a go but as soon as I hear someone walk by or voices...I know i'm screwed, the whole process shuts down.

Just thank your lucky bowels that you do not have this problem. What can i say? I have a shy bowel.

Update....I had to carry it out on my shoulder and bury it in my backyard after I was done.

Blublub · Post by **Blublub** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:12 am

lol...I guess that "colon cleaning" thing from your other post isn't working so well. Wait, maybe it's working too well. Wait, why in the f*** am I actually debating your bowel movements online?

Post by **Jared** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:12 am

GROGtheNailer wrote:You know, this is a real problem. The facilities at work are stellar, very clean and decent but it's not the filth that bothers me. It's the fact that I have to shat around other people. I actually wish my anus did not exist and I just can't seem to be like some of you (scat fetish and all). I have tried in the past to give it a go but as soon as I hear someone walk by or voices...I know i'm screwed, the whole process shuts down.

Just thank your lucky bowels that you do not have this problem. What can i say? I have a shy bowel.

Update....I had to carry it out on my shoulder and bury it in my backyard after I was done.

I've never heard of shy bowels before....wow. Shy bladder is pretty common...I wonder if shy bowels is as common. Are there any one person bathrooms at your work? Anytimes when people usually aren't using the bathroom?

davet010 · Post by **davet010** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:03 pm

Create a sign saying 'Toilets unavailable - being cleaned' or whatever, and stick it on the door as you go in'. That should ensure your privacy.

Of course, if these are the only bogs in the building, you are going to be unpopular...

Jayhawker · Post by **Jayhawker** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:13 pm

I'm such a loser. I actually searched for Grog's poop thread.

Spooky · Post by **Spooky** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:25 pm

Wow...I CANNOT believe I am posting in this thread (let alone reading it), but here it goes...

I absolutely refuse to sh*t at work as well. Unless it is impossible for me to control it, I will not go here at work. I have actually trained my biological clock to not have to go until about 4-6pm.