OT: Top Movie Lines of All Time

RallyMonkey · Post by **RallyMonkey** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:25 am

In a poker game i was in last night a discussion came up about the greatest/funniest/classic single movie lines of all time. Not long dialogue or even a few lines. One single sentence. I thought it might be fun to toss this out here and see what we could come up with. I'll start us off with a classic.....okay, not a classic, but at the time it was funny as hell. Simply because of who uttered it.

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick a**, and i'm all outta bubble gum." --Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live

Diablo25 · Post by **Diablo25** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:54 am

From Jaws after Roy Scheider first sees the shark...

Scheider's character very calmly says, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Probably my all time favorite one liner. In Trading Places, Clarence Beeks (Paul Gleason) is speaking on a pay phone to the Duke brothers and a woman is standing over his shoulder...waiting to use the phone. The quote went a little something like this:

"(to the Dukes)the reports are in...we will rendevous at twentyone hundred hours, hold....(to the lady) f@ck off."

Short and to the point.

I actually met Paul Gleason once when I was in the minors. He was a friend of the father of one of my teammates...and an avid Dodgers fan. He was at one of my games in San Bernadino. So my buddy introduced me to him after BP. I said..."man, I loved you in Trading Places!" and he laughed his ass off. Classic

He also had some great one liners in DieHard and The Breakfast Club.

sportdan30 · Post by **sportdan30** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:20 am

"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"

Shawshank Redemption

Naples39 · Post by **Naples39** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:01 pm

"It's not that I'm lazy Bob, it's that I just don't care."
Office Space

I also vote for just about any line in The Big Lebowski.

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:09 pm

Pretty hard to top Clint Eastwood's classic from "Sudden Impact:"

"Go ahead ... make my day."

Out,
PK

dougb · Post by **dougb** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:32 pm

"I coulda been a contender"

Marlon Brando, from On the Waterfront

Best wishes,

Doug

NoJoke · Post by **NoJoke** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:32 pm

I can't remember any exact quotes right now, but everything Owen Wilson said in Zoolander was hilarious.

Badgun · Post by **Badgun** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:48 pm

Naples39 wrote:"It's not that I'm lazy Bob, it's that I just don't care."
Office Space

I also vote for just about any line in The Big Lebowski.

The Big Lebowski has to be the most overrated movie of all time.

davet010 · Post by **davet010** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:21 pm

So many from 'The Producers'

"Name ?"

"Oh man, I forgot my name again"

Lorenzo St Dubois (L.S.D)

"Madam, you are the audience. I am the author. I outrank you"

To Gene Wilder, after he has just burst in on Zero Moster wheedling money out of old ladies.

"Please come in, Mr Tact.."[/i]

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:40 pm

'Tis merely a flesh wound.

XXXIV · Post by **XXXIV** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:48 pm

"Are you an assasin?"
" Im a soldier"
" your neither. Your nothing but an errand boy . Sent by a grocery clerk. To collect a bill."

Apocalypse Now

There are a million of them.

" I know what your thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or 5. Well, in all the excitement Ive lost track myself. but seeing that is a 44 magnum , the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off. You have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky?. well...Do you punk???"

Dirty Harry.

"Whos the hell is that?One bastard goes in and another one comes out"

"you know who you are?Want to know whos son you are? You dont I do everybody does. Your the son of a thousand fathers . All bastards like you" Tuco/the Rat/The Ugly

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

I love this stuff

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:53 pm

"You cock-smuggling, thunder c*nt." -Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity

It's a new one, but damn, I don't think I've ever laughed harder in an action flick...it was f'n classic.

Kruza · Post by **Kruza** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:01 pm

"Kiss my Converse!"
- King Leeroy of The Last Dragon

"You can dismiss all the pleasantries."
- Darth Vader's very first line in Star Wars after being introduced to a general who tried to greet him

Kruza

adam31 · Post by **adam31** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:01 pm

Terminator and the TX when commandeering a vehicle:

"Get out"

Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3

GTHobbes · Post by **GTHobbes** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:46 pm

Badgun wrote:
Naples39 wrote:"It's not that I'm lazy Bob, it's that I just don't care."
Office Space

I also vote for just about any line in The Big Lebowski.
The Big Lebowski has to be the most overrated movie of all time.

Dude, you should watch it again. Great movie, and a real masterpiece on a lot of different levels.

snate · Post by **snate** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:40 pm

GTHobbes wrote:
Badgun wrote:
Naples39 wrote:"It's not that I'm lazy Bob, it's that I just don't care."
Office Space

I also vote for just about any line in The Big Lebowski.
The Big Lebowski has to be the most overrated movie of all time.
Dude, you should watch it again. Great movie, and a real masterpiece on a lot of different levels.

I agree. It is probably my favorite movie. Makes me laugh out loud every time.

tjung0831 · Post by **tjung0831** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:54 pm

"Would you look at the butt on that......"
"Yeah....he must work out"

Tim

LAking · Post by **LAking** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:57 pm

ScoopBrady wrote:'Tis merely a flesh wound.

I just watched that the other night, for the billionth time.

"What behind the rabbit?"
(now john Cleese as Tim the Enchanter with a hilarious scottish accent)
"It is the rabbit."
"That's no ordinary rabbit. Thats the moust foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on."
"He's got huge, sharp.... He can leap about....... Look at the BONES!"

"I fart in your general direction!"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time."

I could type every line in the entire film. Hands down the funniest movie ever.

XXXIV · Post by **XXXIV** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:00 pm

Kazuya · Post by **Kazuya** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:03 pm

tjung0831 wrote:"Would you look at the butt on that......"
"Yeah....he must work out"

Tim

I know that one! You will always be associated with that icon to me (which probably isn't too good).

Kazuya · Post by **Kazuya** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:11 pm

"Piss on you, Wyatt." - Doc Holliday
"There's always a bigger fish." - Qui-gon Jin
"Hi, I'm Dave Lyons. You must be Harvey Wallbanger..." - Dave Lyons

tjung0831 · Post by **tjung0831** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:18 pm

Kazuya wrote:
tjung0831 wrote:"Would you look at the butt on that......"
"Yeah....he must work out"

Tim
I know that one! You will always be associated with that icon to me (which probably isn't too good).

as will you with your Hung yung Kim icon to me!

Tim

Kazuya · Post by **Kazuya** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:25 pm

tjung0831 wrote:
Kazuya wrote:
tjung0831 wrote:"Would you look at the butt on that......"
"Yeah....he must work out"

Tim
I know that one! You will always be associated with that icon to me (which probably isn't too good).
as will you with your Hung yung Kim icon to me!

Tim

Yeah.. if he can figure out what the hell happened to his fastball I will bring him back in 2005!

Teal · Post by **Teal** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:33 pm

"It's the frost...sometimes it makes the blade stick..."(Maximus right before taking out an enemy soldier who, upon trying to unsheath his sword, finds that it won't budge)

Will Turner: I would've beaten you in a fair fight.

Jack Sparrow: Well, that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"You're a disease...and I'm the cure" (Cobra)

Damon Wayans: So what's your daughter like?

Bruce Willis: She's like 12, and if you so much as look at her, I'll stick an umbrella up your ass and open it...(The Last Boy Scout)

"FUBAR..." (Tango and Cash)

Sport73 · Post by **Sport73** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:32 am

"You can't go, all the plants will die!" Stripes - Bill Murray.

"You must've been something before electricity" CaddyShack - Rodney D.

"6'5"... 6'9" with the afro" Fletch

"I swallowed a bug" Good Will Hunting - Casey Affleck

"Look kids, Big Ben, Parliment" - European Vacation - Chevy Chase

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" - 2001: ASO - HAL

"Adrian, I did it" - Rocky - Sylvester Stallone

"You can't handle the truth" - A Few Good Men - Jack

"Is this heaven?" "No, it's Iowa" - Field of Dreams