James, you dirty onanist!James_E wrote:Honest question, and I'm going to get a bit graphic here... but we're all adults.
Churches claim homosexuality is wrong. Is it because with persons of the same sex, the sex act has no chance of procreation? That is the same reason that some churches are against birth control right? The belief is that sex is for procreation right?
What if a heterosexual couple engages in similar acts that homosexuals do? Oral and anal sex? Are those acts wrong? They are NOT for procreation. If they are wrong, is the sin of a hetero couple engaging in these acts considered to be as grave as when a homosexual couple does?
Most of us guys... atheist, Catholic, Lutheran or whatever... all enjoy a good hummer every now and then right? Are we going to burn in hell if we're lucky enough to get one?
I have a funny story about this. When I was in Catholic school, 12th grade, I had a morality class I was taking, taught by a young, somewhat decent looking priest (a borderline Father Whatawaste).
We got to the obligatory sex part of the course, and talked about birth control. He writes three categories on the board: natural, artificial, and unnatural. Under natural he puts abstinence(!) and the rhythm method. Artificial is basically all birth control devices. Under unnatural, he writes masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex.
For the first time I could remember, something in a religion class bothered me. As a 17-year old male who had collected a few extra base hits by this time, I took offense with two of the things he labeled as unnatural. And he starts yammering on about how the unnatural and artificual are wrong because sex is about procreation, every sperm is sacred, etc.
I raise my hand and point out that, if it is a natural instict to procreate, weren't abstinence and celibacy therefore unnatural? His face goes all red, and he gets pretty bent out of shape. He starts delivering an impassioned but sadly illogical defense of why abstinence was perfectly natural. I felt kind of bad for him, because celibacy must be awfully hard (ba dum bum!).
Somebody then made a comment about gerbil sharing (this was during prime Richard Gere rumor time). Father W didn't know what that was and we had the great honor to explain it to him. He couldn't believe people would do that.
The moral of the story here is we all need to get laid.