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pk500 wrote:
greggsand wrote:Tiger Slow-Jam Remix. Something 'extra stupid' about this one. eh, made me laugh. Don't judge.

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Screw you, Gregg. I'm already humming the chorus ad nauseum, in falsetto! :)

"Can you take your name ... off your phone ... "

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LOL, me too. Been driving me crazy all afternoon. Had to spread the sickness...


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It's real simple. Much of Tiger's image is built on a certain wholesomeness. If this happened to John Daly (even in his heyday) it would have made the news cycle for a few days and then passed because nobody would have been surprised. Part of the fascination with the Tiger story is the shock value it had for most people. Companies do not pay him tens of millions to endorse their products merely because he's a great golfer, but also because he has a clean image with no controversy and foolishness off the course. He has been an almost ideal endorser of products. The fact that he apparently has engaged in affairs with multiple women and is a frequent visitor to strip clubs is definitely newsworthy because it does not jibe with the perceptions that people had of him. This story is not going to go away any time soon. In fact, there will probably be reports of other women with which Tiger had affairs. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some dude or transsexual comes out of the woodwork with claims of a relationship of some sort with Tiger. This is only the tip of the iceberg of the public relations nightmare Tiger will face. As others have said, the same cult of personality in the media that has made Tiger hundreds of millions will also work against him now that he has been found out to be an adulterer and possible serial womanizer.
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toonarmy wrote:It's real simple. Much of Tiger's image is built on a certain wholesomeness. If this happened to John Daly (even in his heyday) it would have made the news cycle for a few days and then passed because nobody would have been surprised. Part of the fascination with the Tiger story is the shock value it had for most people. Companies do not pay him tens of millions to endorse their products merely because he's a great golfer, but also because he has a clean image with no controversy and foolishness off the course. He has been an almost ideal endorser of products. The fact that he apparently has engaged in affairs with multiple women and is a frequent visitor to strip clubs is definitely newsworthy because it does not jibe with the perceptions that people had of him. This story is not going to go away any time soon. In fact, there will probably be reports of other women with which Tiger had affairs. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some dude or transsexual comes out of the woodwork with claims of a relationship of some sort with Tiger. This is only the tip of the iceberg of the public relations nightmare Tiger will face. As others have said, the same cult of personality in the media that has made Tiger hundreds of millions will also work against him now that he has been found out to be an adulterer and possible serial womanizer.
Now he can endorse Trojan Condoms, Hooters Restaurants, many Las Vegas establishments.... the world is his oyster.
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"Please ... you gotta do this for me. Can you take your name ... off your phone. My wife went through my phone ... and, uh, she may be calling you ... "

It's a f*cking virus, I'm telling you. Damn you, Gregg!

:) :) :)

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pk500 wrote:"Please ... you gotta do this for me. Can you take your name ... off your phone. My wife went through my phone ... and, uh, she may be calling you ... "

It's a f*cking virus, I'm telling you. Damn you, Gregg!

:) :) :)

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R&B song of the year... Just in time for the Grammys... :lol:
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toonarmy wrote:It's real simple. Much of Tiger's image is built on a certain wholesomeness. If this happened to John Daly (even in his heyday) it would have made the news cycle for a few days and then passed because nobody would have been surprised. Part of the fascination with the Tiger story is the shock value it had for most people. Companies do not pay him tens of millions to endorse their products merely because he's a great golfer, but also because he has a clean image with no controversy and foolishness off the course. He has been an almost ideal endorser of products. The fact that he apparently has engaged in affairs with multiple women and is a frequent visitor to strip clubs is definitely newsworthy because it does not jibe with the perceptions that people had of him. This story is not going to go away any time soon. In fact, there will probably be reports of other women with which Tiger had affairs. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some dude or transsexual comes out of the woodwork with claims of a relationship of some sort with Tiger. This is only the tip of the iceberg of the public relations nightmare Tiger will face. As others have said, the same cult of personality in the media that has made Tiger hundreds of millions will also work against him now that he has been found out to be an adulterer and possible serial womanizer.
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now it is out that he's been having ambien sex with one of those girls.
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fsquid wrote:now it is out that he's been having ambien sex with one of those girls.
"Ambien" sex? Excuse me, but doesn't ambien put you to sleep? I carry it in my overseas travel kit, but have never used it, but know many including my wife who have and it WILL put you to sleep....just got to make sure she doesn't take one before sex..... 8O
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fsquid wrote:now it is out that he's been having ambien sex with one of those girls.
"Ambien" sex? Excuse me, but doesn't ambien put you to sleep? I carry it in my overseas travel kit, but have never used it, but know many including my wife who have and it WILL put you to sleep....just got to make sure she doesn't take one before sex..... 8O
Rumor has it that right when it starts to kick in, like ten min. after swallowing it...you get some crazy high when climaxing. So I'm told.
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dbdynsty25 wrote:
DivotMaker wrote:
fsquid wrote:now it is out that he's been having ambien sex with one of those girls.
"Ambien" sex? Excuse me, but doesn't ambien put you to sleep? I carry it in my overseas travel kit, but have never used it, but know many including my wife who have and it WILL put you to sleep....just got to make sure she doesn't take one before sex..... 8O
Rumor has it that right when it starts to kick in, like ten min. after swallowing it...you get some crazy high when climaxing. So I'm told.
Wow....gotta ask my wife if she has experienced this, If so, I want one..... 8O
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If it will put my asleep maybe I'd have a chance to go all Tiger on her. Where can you get this ambien again? :lol:
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Jason Whitlock weighs in. No pun intended.
http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10464562

I love this part:
And Tiger never lied to us. Oh, he might have lied to himself, his wife and his kids. But he never lied to the public. From what little we know about Woods, his running buddies off the course are Jordan, Barkley and Ken Griffey Jr.

You know what they say about birds, feathers and flocks.

If you saw me at a strip club with Ronald McDonald, would you be shocked to see me at a drive-thru ordering a Big Mac at 3 a.m? Hell, no.

So why are we feigning shock that Tiger likes side dishes? Jordan and Barkley don't? PGA stands for ***** Galore Association.
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I saw the name JD and I had to look....Now thats drawing power.

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Edit: Nice pic btw...
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JACK-DIGGITY! :)

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Just got that in the mail yesterday Leebo...laughed out loud when I saw it in my mailbox.
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"Load it and Let It Go!"

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Tip #1

Obama: "Tiger, this is the President...one of my interns called and I think Michelle saw it. What should I do?"

Tiger: "Have her take her name off the phone!"
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Tip No. 1a: Can you take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone, and she may be calling you.

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Quick thought - should he change his nickname from Tiger to Cheetah?
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Here is Charlie Pierce's article from 1997

http://www.esquire.com/features/the-gam ... story-1997

Here is his most recent one

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion ... zz&mag=esq

Damn, Tiger has a little problem huh?
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So I heard the count is perhaps up to 6 women now. Tiger is a total dog. Guess in true golfing spirit he's trying to play 18 holes :twisted:
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Saw this reported last week: PGA = P*ssy Galore Association

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F308GTB wrote:So I heard the count is perhaps up to 6 women now. Tiger is a total dog. Guess in true golfing spirit he's trying to play 18 holes :twisted:
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