OT: Top Movie Lines of All Time

TheGamer · Post by **TheGamer** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:43 am

"Hoe cake???"

"Yeah, hoes got to eat too!!!""

Hollywood Shuffle

maddoc1979 · Post by **maddoc1979** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:41 am

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" - DeNiro in Meet the Parents

Doc

RallyMonkey · Post by **RallyMonkey** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:09 am

Great stuff, keep 'em coming.

"The f***ing machine stole my quarter"-- Slapshot

"If anybody puts me into the boards i'm gonna pee all over myself"-- Slapshot

"We're on a mission from God"- Blues Brothers

"Excuse me while i whip this out."-Blazing saddles

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."- Animal House

kevinpars · Post by **kevinpars** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:23 am

'ee must be a king'
'Why's that?'
'ee asn't got s*** all over im'

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore."

Jack Nicholson's monologue in the bar in 'The Last Detail'
"I am the shore patrol..."

jimd · Post by **jimd** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:49 am

"Michael, this is the profession we have chosen...the only thing that is certain is that none of us will ever see heaven."
--Godfather (I or II-not sure).

Just saw the movie "Employee of the Month" starring Matt Dillion last weekend. OK movie, but Steve Zahn's character had a line that made me laugh my ass off. He's in a steam room, catches some guy checking him out, and says something to the effect of:

"What, are you writing a story about penis? Stop staring at my dick Boitano!"

ubrakto · Post by **ubrakto** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:56 am

snate wrote:
GTHobbes wrote:
Badgun wrote: The Big Lebowski has to be the most overrated movie of all time.
Dude, you should watch it again. Great movie, and a real masterpiece on a lot of different levels.
I agree. It is probably my favorite movie. Makes me laugh out loud every time.

Absolutely. I know *a lot* of folks who absolutely hate the flick and I was lukewarm to it the first time I saw it. But for me, it's the rare flick that gets better and better each time I see it. Easily my favorite quotable movie:

"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
"Donny, shut the f@# up. You're out of your element."
"Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please."
"The bums will always lose. The bums will *always* lose!"
"That rug really tied the room together."
"8-year olds, Dude."

Great stuff. Also, pretty much any Kevin Smith flick is going to have some good quote material in it:

"There's a million and one fine looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." - Kevin Smith (Clerks)

"Breakfast's come and go, Renee. But Hartford? The Whale? Hey, they only beat Vancouver once, twice in a lifetime." - Jason Lee (Mallrats)

"Arche and Jughead were lovers... It's true, Archie was the b*tch and Jughead was the Butch. Why do you think Jughead wears that crown-look'n hat all the time? He the king of queen Archie's world." - Dwight Ewell (Chasing Amy)

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer." - Matt Damon (Dogma)

"No. Wait. Wait. I wasn't even with a hooker last night. AH HAAA!" - Affleck as Himself (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

---Todd

maddoc1979 · Post by **maddoc1979** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:50 am

Naples39 wrote: I also vote for just about any line in The Big Lebowski.

Absolutely...my favorite:

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *ss and pull the f*cking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus.

Doc

skidmark · Post by **skidmark** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:58 pm

Best quote movie of all time for me has got to be the Outlaw Josey Wales...

Off the top of my head:

"We going to bury them Josey?"
"Buzzards got to eat same as the worms, kid"

"This amazing elixir works wonders on a variety of different things"
[Spits tobacco on his suit]"How is it for stains?"

"You going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

"Hells coming for breakfast"

"You a bounty hunter?"
"Man's gotta do something to make a living"
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin'"

"Everytime I get to liking someone, they ain't around for long..."
"...I notice every time you get to disliking someone, they ain't around for long neither"

RobVarak · Post by **RobVarak** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:32 pm

Blazing Saddles and Pulp Fiction tie for the most quoted as far as I'm concerned. The Godfather movies are close behind, but get bonus points for overall cultural significance.

I have never, in my life, faced a situation that didn't call for a Simpson's or Godfather reference. Fortunately, I'm pretty good at keeping them to myself.

Anyway. Blazing Saddles:

He's killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

We'll take the ni88ers and the chinks, but we won't take the Irish.

We extend this laurel and hardy handshake.

Excuse me while I whip this out...

Oh, baby, 14's my limit on Schnitzengruben.

I didn't get a "harumph" out of you. (I do this in meetings all the time. Nobody gets it

)

Airdog · Post by **Airdog** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:01 pm

RobVarak wrote:Blazing Saddles and Pulp Fiction tie for the most quoted as far as I'm concerned.

Where the white women at?

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:56 pm

Fletch is one of my all time favorite quotable movies.

"My car just hit a water buffalo, do you mind if I borrow your towel?"

"F$#kin taco."

"He draws the foul."

"As far as you know."