OT: ST**P CLUBS

[Sudz]

a girl at work has told me that her BF spent $500 at a high-end club down here. he went into the champagne room. she suspects "touching" was involved. what are your thoughts? i say at a high-end, $500 does not get you much in the way of touching. it can be easy to drop $500 at a place like that.

$50 dances, $10 beers, tips, etc....she seems doubtful.

[Spooky]

a girl at work has told me that her BF spent $500 at a high-end club down here. he went into the champagne room. she suspects "touching" was involved. what are your thoughts? i say at a high-end, $500 does not get you much in the way of touching. it can be easy to drop $500 at a place like that.

$50 dances, $10 beers, tips, etc....she seems doubtful.

If we determine that touching was involved, can you get us the name and address of that place!?!?!?

[matthewk]

Wouldn't know. I never pay anything for "touching" of any sort. Of course, being married you could say that I do pay for it, but it's a hidden cost

[Sully]

a girl at work has told me that her BF spent $500 at a high-end club down here. he went into the champagne room. she suspects "touching" was involved. what are your thoughts? i say at a high-end, $500 does not get you much in the way of touching. it can be easy to drop $500 at a place like that.

$50 dances, $10 beers, tips, etc....she seems doubtful.

If it was high-end, there's no way touching was involved. It would have cost him a lot more than $500. Tell her to check the credit card statement!

[fsquid]

I think it was the wise man, Mr. Chris Rock who said, "There is no sex in the champagne room, none."

[ScoopBrady]

I would say it all has to do with the club. There are clubs where $500 would get you just about anything and there are clubs where no touching will happen no matter the cost. Depends on the girl and her bodyguard.

[dbdynsty25]

She f*cked em...

[Sully]

I would say it all has to do with the club. There are clubs where $500 would get you just about anything and there are clubs where no touching will happen no matter the cost. Depends on the girl and her bodyguard.

I agree, but Sudz said "high-end". That's what would have me skeptical. I've been to some high-end clubs. It'll cost you 20 bucks to walk in the door, at least 6 bucks a drink, and just to get the girl to dance in front of you would be another 20 bucks. Lap dances closer to 50.

If he was there awhile, $500 dollars would disappear quickly. Tell her to stop being so paranoid. Most, if not all, high-end strip clubs forbid any type of touching...unless the stripper allows it, and the bouncer is OK with it, which is highly unlikely.

[Sudz]

$500 in some of the joints i have been in...you'd take home 3 girls with you (along with 9 STDs). but this joint is $25 to get in. Been there once....too high brow. i tend to hit the ones where strippers go to die.

told her i doubted it, but you know women.

[Airdog]

How in the hell do you spend $500 at a strip club, or any club for that matter, and not end up beating yourself in the face when you wake up in the morning. Unless you're a high roller I just don't see how anybody can justify this. And I bet it was real awesome conversation between that guy and his girlfriend: "Yeah... so I spent $500 on strippers and booze last night."

[Sudz]

yeah...dumbass uses the same bank account as her...so she can see the charges! dumbass. i spend $75 at a club and feel like a tool.

[jLp vAkEr0]

Ahhh.....

Divas Club.... Condando Avenue in San Juan....

If anyone ever comes to Puerto Rico, i'll be my honor to take you there

[pk500]

I used to like strip joints, but now they're depressing. They're either filled with lonely guys who can't get laid or with testosterone-filled teens or young adults who either can't get laid or are there for a bachelor party. Plus about one out of 10 chicks -- even in the good places -- aren't filled with silicone, collagen, tattoos or just plain fugly. But that doesn't count Canada, which has GREAT strip joints with phenomenal-looking broads.

Either way, depressing, especially since they're so damn expensive. If I'm going to drop that kind of coin, I'd rather do it at a sporting event, going skiing, at a bar where I can drink scotch and smoke cigars or in a poker game with buddies instead of looking at tits that I can't have or don't want to have.

I went to a strip joint last summer for an impromptu bachelor party, and it was fun for a while. But then it got old in a hurry, watching an endless parade of skanks scoop up dollar bills from the stage after being dropped there by drooling guys who actually harbored false hope of f*cking one of these girls.

If I want a quality strip show, I can just watch my wife change her clothes -- it still works for me after all these years, as she's well preserved for a bird her age. She might even pull a dollar out of my mouth if I asked.

Take care,
PK

[Sudz]

Ahhh.....

Divas Club.... Condando Avenue in San Juan....

If anyone ever comes to Puerto Rico, i'll be my honor to take you there

is that by where the boats dock?

[AcemanPR]

pk summed up my feelings about strip clubs to a T. Last one I went to was a couple years ago after my bud and I were heading home from a night at Dave & Busters. We decided what the hell, and hit a strip club. They were some of the ugliest, and most desperate women I ever have seen. We stayed for about half an hour before getting out of there. To this day, he and I still have nightmares about that night.

I couldn't even fathom blowing $500 in a strip club for 1 night. That is a new gaming console and a few games I could have.

[jLp vAkEr0]

Ahhh.....

Divas Club.... Condando Avenue in San Juan....

If anyone ever comes to Puerto Rico, i'll be my honor to take you there

is that by where the boats dock?

San Juan?

Yes, PR's capital. Old San Juan is where the cruises dock.

[Sudz]

Ahhh.....

Divas Club.... Condando Avenue in San Juan....

If anyone ever comes to Puerto Rico, i'll be my honor to take you there

is that by where the boats dock?

San Juan?

Yes, PR's capital. Old San Juan is where the cruises dock.

i have been to the el san juan hotel a number of times and the other hotel near it.

[jLp vAkEr0]

Nice hotel.

My sister's(youngest) prom is gonna be there.

[ScoopBrady]

The one thing I don't miss from hanging out in strip clubs is all the paper cuts I'd get in the g-string area.

[Sully]

Ahhh.....

Divas Club.... Condando Avenue in San Juan....

If anyone ever comes to Puerto Rico, i'll be my honor to take you there

is that by where the boats dock?

San Juan?

Yes, PR's capital. Old San Juan is where the cruises dock.

I went on a cruise that left out of San Juan. Upon returning, we spent about 5 hours in San Juan, even took a ride through Old San Juan.

[fsquid]

PK's post has made me realized that my wife hasn't given it up in a few weeks. The b*tch is cheating!

[Sport73]

I entertained clients in Munich, Germany at a local 'establishment' near the Haufsbrau and dropped close to $800, and no one got more than a girl sitting on their lap. High-end places that cater to businesses charge large prices just to have pretty girls come anywhere near overweight, balding businessmen (like me).

If this dude admitted to dropping the $500, he probably didn't do anything 'wrong', otherwise he would've lied about the money too.

Either way, I hate strip clubs. Why pay good money for sexual frustration when I can get no sex at home for free.

Though, as already stated, I pay heavily at home.

Prostitution is sex on Rent.
Marriage is sex with a Mortgage.

[Kazuya]

Strip clubs are fun for me on a once a year basis, no more. I prefer going to the smaller ones that still have some nice quality, silly-cone free girls. Most strippers are bubble-heads who I wouldn't give the time of day socially, so it lets me go in and just enjoy the place for what it is: a chance to stare at naked chicks and have a drink. Like pk said, there are definitely a lot of losers in the places and overall the whole scene is kind of depressing. Even though I know they (both stippers and their "regular" patrons) are adults who are full aware aware of and responsible for what they do, it's hard for me not to feel sorry for the lot of them.

[krustylew]

But that doesn't count Canada, which has GREAT strip joints with phenomenal-looking broads.

Amen to that PK, my friends and I have our annual Montreal trip in two weeks. God damn, I love St. Catherine's Street!

[Spooky]

I used to like strip joints, but now they're depressing. They're either filled with lonely guys who can't get laid or with testosterone-filled teens or young adults who either can't get laid or are there for a bachelor party. Plus about one out of 10 chicks -- even in the good places -- aren't filled with silicone, collagen, tattoos or just plain fugly. But that doesn't count Canada, which has GREAT strip joints with phenomenal-looking broads.

Either way, depressing, especially since they're so damn expensive. If I'm going to drop that kind of coin, I'd rather do it at a sporting event, going skiing, at a bar where I can drink scotch and smoke cigars or in a poker game with buddies instead of looking at tits that I can't have or don't want to have.

I went to a strip joint last summer for an impromptu bachelor party, and it was fun for a while. But then it got old in a hurry, watching an endless parade of skanks scoop up dollar bills from the stage after being dropped there by drooling guys who actually harbored false hope of f*cking one of these girls.

If I want a quality strip show, I can just watch my wife change her clothes -- it still works for me after all these years, as she's well preserved for a bird her age. She might even pull a dollar out of my mouth if I asked.

Take care,
PK

Well said PK!!! I agree 100%!!!

The only time I go to strip clubs now-a-days is when my girlfriend wants to go. Seriously. She loves to go with me. The shadier the dive the better too. We don't go a whole lot anymore since we both feel it is kind of a waste of money and usually just end up going out to a nice dinner instead. But the option is always there and sometimes a fun adventure (not to mention the 'booths' afterwards)