The dopiest user review I´ve ever read

[pk500]

Boys:
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<BR>Check it this user review of Sega GT 2002 from Gamerankings.com. This is the most vapid, dopey review I have ever read:
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<BR>Sega GT is reborn on Xbox where famous cars are reproduced with beautiful graphics and there are fine visuals that reproduce such details as shadows that clearly fall on the surface of a road, the heat of a hood and even a sense of the air, resulting in a romanticism of the true GT experience.
<BR>Great cars that adorn the history to your hands like in the previous title, the game starts with the scene where you select and purchase your own car, among many cars. However, you do not purchase a car only to win the races. The car you obtained will be put in the garage, as a player´s very own car, and will adorn your memory with its race history. The garage will change as the game advances, and it will become your character´s "own garage".
<BR>You can knock over barrels, construction cones, and a number of other things in Sega GT.
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<BR>"Sense of the air?" "Romanticism of the true GT experience?" "Adorn your memory with its race history?" Oh, but you can knock over barrels and cones -- bonus!
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<BR>Huh?
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<BR>This is so bad, it´s laughable. Reminds me of a Rolling Stone album review -- tons of $2 words that amount to nothing and say nothing.
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<BR>F*cking pathetic, but f*cking hilarious!
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<BR>Take care,
<BR>PK<BR><BR><font size=1>[ This message was edited by: pk500 on 03-09-2002 11:20 ]</font>

[bdoughty]

LOL that was pretty funny but I still have to say you were a little off base by calling it the dopiest user review.
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<BR>Just go over to EB and check out some of those winners.
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<BR>Gotta love someone who ends his review:
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<BR>"DON´T PASS UP THIS GAME.FINALLY AND NOT A GRAN TURISMO CLONE. P.S. PS2 SUCKS 200 MGZ MY 1995 GATEWAY HAS MORE SPEED. HAVE FUN AND BUY THIS GAME"
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[pk500]

Brent:
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<BR>Yeah, you´re right. The person who had the New Age-bullsh*t review of Sega GT 2002 at least could spell, use big words and avoid the gangsta slang that´s gradually replacing English as a primary language among America´s youth.
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<BR>If I read, "U need 2 see this game ... it´s rulz, rocks and is phat" one more time, I may spontaneously combust like one of Spinal Tap´s drummers.
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<BR>The lack of spelling and grammar skills shown by Americans today -- especially the young -- is appalling. English is becoming a second language in the U.S., even among those who claim it´s their native tongue.
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<BR>Take care,
<BR>PK

[Airdog]

Yeah, that was definitely a sad review. It was pretty tough to keep up with any one of those sentences.