OT - Billy Joel's new "wife"

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OT - Billy Joel's new "wife"

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"Wife" because she really could be his daughter. Anyway, how come you never see a "regular guy" in this situation? 55, bald, goody looking, short marries a 23 year old attractive woman. He should have penned Rod Stewart's "Some guys have all the luck."

Photo of his new daughter, err bride - http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebri ... first=&fs=
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She's only 23? She looks older. She's decent I guess but nothing special. :?
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She is if you're 55 and you're nailing her.
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Post by sigma »

davet010 wrote:She is if you're 55 and you're nailing her.
Ah yes, point taken! :lol:
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Yes, I'd hit it!
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Post by Parker »

She's a brave woman considering there is a 30 percent chance of dying everytime she is in a car driven by her husband.
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Or given Joels substance problems, she could inherit the Piano Man fortune.
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Post by Brando70 »

Did anyone see Horatio Sanz imitation on SNL of Joel driving to a party in the Hamptons? The sketch was just so-so, but he was really funny.
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