OT: Wow, Lisa Guerrero is bad on MNF

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:24 am

Boys:
 
 I was one of the first to applaud ABC for dumping Melissa Stark for Lisa Guerrero as the sideline reporter on Monday Night Football. I always thought Guerrero was solid on "Best Damn Sports Show," oh, and she´s way hotter than Mousey Missy.
 
 After tonight´s opener, Missy, are you available?
 
 Man, we learned tonight that the secret of Lisa G´s success at Fox -- other than her pectoral pontoons and nice sticks -- was a TelePrompter. She is awful without a script.
 
 Lisa stumbled in nearly every report, and her interview of Patrick Ramsey after the game was awful. She called Laverneus Coles Ramsey´s former teammate! Uh, Coles just joined the Skins, sweetie.
 
 Plus Lisa always tossed in these totally irrelevant stats into her sideline injury reports in a sad attempt to validate her presence. A classic example: "The Jets´ safety took a blow to the head and may not be bad, but he made xx tackles as a rookie last year. Al ..."
 
 No s***? Didn´t the replay show that the guy took a blow to the head? Any details? Oh, and those stats really added to the report.
 
 I´m with most football fans who say NFL broadcast teams should consist of a play-by-play guy and an analyst and nothing else. No third dude in the booth, no sideline reporters.
 
 Take care,
 PK [ This message was edited by: pk500 on 04-09-2003 21:26 ]

TheMightyPuck · Post by **TheMightyPuck** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:59 am

LG sucks on MNF (or TNF or whatever). She was cool all slutted out on that damn sports show thingy but without the cleavage she´s just an ugly beeeyatch reading cue cards.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:03 am

LOL, PK...Pectoral Pontoons....that´s great. You´ve always got a way with words bro.
 
 BTW I agree completely about Lisa...she´s pretty worthless. Now Britney on the other hand...damn she looked good. Even though she can only lipsync.

Jackdog · Post by **Jackdog** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:04 am

"Pectoral Pontoons"
 
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 Keep em coming PK <IMG SRC="images/forum/icons/icon_wink.gif">

Leebo33 · Post by **Leebo33** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:14 am

LOL. The addition of the worthless stat at the end of the reports was the first thing I noticed last night...well, besides the pontoons.
 
 If they aren´t going to let LG show a little more skin then they may as well get someone down there that can do a decent job.

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:47 am

Leebo:
 
 No doubt, man. Put her down there in a thong and nipple clamps.
 
 Now that´s "must see TV."
 
 Take care,
 PK

lexbur · Post by **lexbur** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:49 am

I dunno, I think Melissa Stark had a certain cuteness with the earmuffs, gloves and rosy cheeks that I doubt Lisa will be able to pull off. Lisa´s the type of chick that needs to show skin and cleavage to look good. How much skin will she be showing when MNF rolls in to Cleveland December 8th?

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:36 am

Missy Stark was a mousey, prissy sorority chick who needed some serious, firm acupuncture up the dirt chute to loosen her up. <IMG SRC="images/forum/icons/icon_smile.gif">
 
 This message brought to you by the Moral Majority.
 
 Take care,
 PK

TheMightyPuck · Post by **TheMightyPuck** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:17 am

Precisely. That´s why she worked.

matthewk · Post by **matthewk** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:36 am

OMG, this is great!!! SR "USED" to have classics like "pectoral pontoons", but now I know where to come for some uncensored opinions.
 
 I agree about LG. I really thought she didn´t look hot at all last night. The ´skins cheerleaders were much better <IMG SRC="images/forum/icons/icon_razz.gif">
 
 As for Stark, I always liked here Meg Ryan-ish cuteness. She´s hot, but in a more subtle way. She always has you wondering, "How much would she really do in bed that would shock the hell out of you, while turning you on even more".
 
 Damn, I need a cold shower now,
 -Matt

Jackdog · Post by **Jackdog** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:07 pm

Pam Oliver has the biggest forehead in the bizz,but watching her hold that mike next to those lips strightens my entrenching tool <IMG SRC="images/forum/icons/icon_razz.gif">
 
 I´ll take LG over Melissa in the looks dept,but would my dream would be to see them both in leather and olive oil
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 You old schoolers out there,give me some of your favorite hottie sportscasters from the past.
 
 Jayne Kennedy and the red head with the great rack from ESPN when they first started,what was her name? [ This message was edited by: JackDog on 05-09-2003 09:50 ]

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:55 pm

Jack:
 
 My list starts and stops with two hotties from Sky Sports in England: Kelly Dalglish and Kirsty Gallacher.
 
 Sky Sports News is must-see TV when Kelly is one of the presenters. Hot, bubbly, knowledgable, lovely.
 
 In the U.S., Jayne Kennedy was a fox. Jill Arrington, currently on CBS, is stunning, too.
 
 Out,
 PK

bayousooner · Post by **bayousooner** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:15 pm

Could you imagine Jill Arington on MNF? WOW!!!. I used to watch the arena league games on TNT just to see here.
 
 About LG, the first MNF preseason broadcast I could not even recognize her. She looked so much better on BDSS. It is going to be a long season for MNF.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:26 pm

Acupuncture up the dirt shute...holy s*** that´s great. PK you´re giving me some material to use man...if I may?

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:03 pm

Of course. I hold no copyrights ... <IMG SRC="images/forum/icons/icon_smile.gif">
 
 Out,
 PK

Neckthai · Post by **Neckthai** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:07 pm

What? no votes for Phyllis George? I had a crush on her when I was like 7 years old.
 
 
 1. Kelly Dalglish and Kirsty Gallacher are really as good as advertised. Neither would get thrown out of bed here for eating crackers.
 
 2/ I´ve heard from a number of sources who spend time on SEC sidelines that Jill Arrington, though hot, A) has a deal with people looking at her B) isn´t not very bright.
 
 3. For Jack, the pre-Linda Cohn and Robin Robertys ESPN red head was Gayle Gardner.

Jackdog · Post by **Jackdog** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:13 pm

For Jack, the pre-Linda Cohn and Robin Robertys ESPN red head was Gayle Gardner.
 
 
 Thanks Arni
 
 
 
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davet010 · Post by **davet010** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:36 pm

Jeesus, just watched that Redskins - Jets game (well, it started about 2am here, and I´m not interested enough in either of them to stay up).
 
 Who´s that dog on the sidelines ?
 
 I´ve sh*gged better looking things than that, and that is saying something. On the Stella Artois scale, she rates an 8.
 
 Pints that is, before you´d have a dabble.
 
 Now, Britney on the other hand, was a revelation. She´ll be having a 1/5 of a yard holding penalty from me !!
 
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NovaStar · Post by **NovaStar** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:45 pm

Don´t know if this counts as a sport, Katarina Witt covering figure skating. When I used to see her on tv my rod of love stood at attention, and saluted her like a general would the flag.

NovaStar · Post by **NovaStar** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:47 pm

Don´t know if this counts as a sport, Katarina Witt covering figure skating. When I used to see her on tv my rod of love stood at attention, and saluted her like a general would the flag.

davet010 · Post by **davet010** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:00 pm

Katrina Witt is one gorgeous piece of female athlete.
 
 Gabrielle Reece went up about 20 notches in my ratings once I´d seen her Playboy pics..too bad that she´s into xtreme sports, and I am not built for such athletic endeavours.

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:07 pm

No question on Katarina Witt. I´m hard-pressed to name a better package of beauty and incredible body in any female athlete I´ve ever seen.
 
 Take care,
 PK

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:51 pm

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 No question on Katarina Witt. I´m hard-pressed to name a better package of beauty and incredible body in any female athlete I´ve ever seen.
 
 Take care,
 PK
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 Anna smokes her....although I do agree, Kat´s quite the specimen.

TheMightyPuck · Post by **TheMightyPuck** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:06 pm

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 I´ve sh*gged better looking things than that, and that is saying something. On the Stella Artois scale, she rates an 8.
 
 Pints that is, before you´d have a dabble.
 
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 I had 5 Stellas last night and she didn´t get any better looking so I´d say 8 is about right. That said, I´m going through a slump so I´d shag her in a minute. <IMG SRC="images/forum/icons/icon_wink.gif">