Poker Night Thread: 2017

[TCrouch]

It's funny that dumb ass luck translates into "some of the best flying I've seen"...lol

All flying in that game is dumb ass luck!

Me: "Oh, look, 2 missiles inbound".
(wait 2 seconds, jerk the stick down, wiggle it a bit, hit the LT to drop altitude, wiggle it some more, mash RT and pull straight back)

Missiles miss.

Whoever is with me: "Wow, nice job".

It essentially boils down to wiggling sh*t around a lot on a timer, but yours involved INTENTIONALLY missing a mountain, after dodging said missile! So yeah...great flying.

[TCrouch]

Sorry about "warp speed" last night. I don't know why, but once I knew Teal had already finished the story, I was on blow-through-content-as-quickly-as-possible mode, trying to knock out story missions and complete objectives as fast as humanly possible.

Then, as it got later in the evening, I got in an even BIGGER hurry. Near the end I was barely off the chopper before I was dropping guys on a bee-line for an objective.

I know it's a little hectic to play that way...sorry. I'll be more normally paced next time!

[Teal]

Sorry about "warp speed" last night. I don't know why, but once I knew Teal had already finished the story, I was on blow-through-content-as-quickly-as-possible mode, trying to knock out story missions and complete objectives as fast as humanly possible.

Then, as it got later in the evening, I got in an even BIGGER hurry. Near the end I was barely off the chopper before I was dropping guys on a bee-line for an objective.

I know it's a little hectic to play that way...sorry. I'll be more normally paced next time!

Eh no worries! Get sh*t done!

[pk500]

Looking for some Poker Night action tonight with you cats. Any game, probably after 11 p.m. ET.

Thanks!

[Danimal]

Anyone up for some GR tonight?

I still haven't even booted it up on the XB1 yet

[TCrouch]

I don't have my normal "Friday-Night-Madden-and-NHL-couch-versus" session tonight, so I'm down.

Been looking for you on the PC all week, haven't seen you but that once!

[Danimal]

I was on last night for an hour or so. I typically don't get near the PC until 9 or 10pm CT

[Teal]

You know me, I'm game. Might be a little later than usual, but we'll see.

[pk500]

I should be on tonight after midnight ET. Will look for you cats.

[Teal]

My wife is deciding to be a late night person tonight... Lol. Get there soon as I can.

[Teal]

Fun as usual last night. Rob, you might just become a chopper pilot yet...

[pk500]

Fun as usual last night. Rob, you might just become a chopper pilot yet...

And once that happens, both of you might decide to fight like a MAN like me instead of cowering in the chopper, behind boulders, in cover, etc.

[RobVarak]

"I am a man. I fight...like a man."

45 seconds of ear-shatteringly loud gum chewing...

"I'm dead."

[pk500]

I'll lay off the gum. My only concession.

Otherwise, I will fight like a MAN.