Beautiful Game 12/13 Thread (Major EPL slant)

[pk500]

Arlo and the boys do a great job with MLS games. I'll assume they get pulled off of MLS. I wonder who takes over?

The Dark Ages of U.S. footy telecasts always could be returned if Jack Edwards returned to the booth.

I'm up here in New England and Jack seems like he's happy as a clam doing Boston Bruins games on NESN. Anything is possible though I suppose.

Keep him there. He's HORRIBLE.

[Jimmydeicide]

de de de de de Luis Suarez. Buh bye, thanks for coming.

[Zeppo]

I'm on tenter hooks waiting to see how ol' Macca will try to spin this one.

[Macca00]

You can't question Suarez' hunger.

[Macca00]

I'm on tenter hooks waiting to see how ol' Macca will try to spin this one.

No spin - that was so idiotic I couldn't help laughing, particularly since it's the second time he's done it in his career! Utter madness!

A few positives;

i. He scored with his last touch of the season.
ii. He's going to be staying at Anfield since no one is going to want to come close to Hanibal Lecter this summer.

[Jimmydeicide]

The only spin was the one Ivanovic did after he felt the overbite sinking in

[RobVarak]

Biting Serbs shouldn't be punished, it should be widely encouraged.

[Jimmydeicide]

When you live on a farm, and you bite someone's arm,
That's a Suarez

When your forehead is wide , and your teeth are offside ,
That's a Suarez

When you dive for a pen , over and over again,
That's a Suarez

When your gums are so tight like you've strained for a shite ,
That's a Suarez !!!

[pk500]

When you live on a farm, and you bite someone's arm,
That's a Suarez

When your forehead is wide , and your teeth are offside ,
That's a Suarez

When you dive for a pen , over and over again,
That's a Suarez

When your gums are so tight like you've strained for a shite ,
That's a Suarez !!!

Classic.

[RobVarak]

When you live on a farm, and you bite someone's arm,
That's a Suarez

When your forehead is wide , and your teeth are offside ,
That's a Suarez

When you dive for a pen , over and over again,
That's a Suarez

When your gums are so tight like you've strained for a shite ,
That's a Suarez !!!

That's awesome! No spinning from me either. Should be a 3 match ban at least.

[Macca00]

Ivanovic confirmed as twice shy.

[Inuyasha]

Ivanovic confirmed as twice shy.

lol...nice one.

[Jimmydeicide]

Until we get the FA's verdict of 2 games we can still crack jokes. After that its not allowed but hopefully we will be out of material by then...

Heard they've accepted offer from Borrusia Munchoncenterback

I hear Liverpool are going to be using a new formation when Suarez comes back into the team.... Four-Four-Chew.

[10spro]

I hear Liverpool are going to be using a new formation when Suarez comes back into the team.... Four-Four-Chew.

Cute.

To no ones surprise Manu clinched, I am still marveling at the beautiful finish from RVP after receiving the pass from Shrek.

[RobVarak]

Heard they've accepted offer from Borrusia Munchoncenterback

This is uncommonly silly. It's also my favorite Suarez joke so far.

[Jimmydeicide]

I hear Liverpool are going to be using a new formation when Suarez comes back into the team.... Four-Four-Chew.

Cute.

To no ones surprise Manu clinched, I am still marveling at the beautiful finish from RVP after receiving the pass from Shrek.

An absolute brilliant volley that was.

[pk500]

My favorite came from James Richardson of The Guardian on the "Football Weekly" podcast:

"Does Suarez have too much Bran in his diet?"

[Naples39]

Mike Tyson; "he bit someone, it happens."
http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/14227 ... '-?cc=5901

[10spro]

It's quite obvious that Messi is not 100% and Robben has Iniesta under control. Alexis has done nothing so far, neither Pedro (that was a non call hand ball in the 1st half). Bayern is defending well and those corners just exposes Barca's D weaknesses at the moment.

[fsquid]

Barca is a fraud, let me know when they buy some defenders.

[fsquid]

Jordi Alba just threw the ball at Arjen Robben's face. But at least he didn't bite him.

[rhymes450]

Bad loss for Barca. Definitely big question marks about the legality of the 2nd and 3rd goals but even so, they were overpowered by Bayern tonight.

[Jimmydeicide]

yeh yeh Barcelona can we get back on topic now.

[Macca00]

10 games.

Wow.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzXBSvngRR0

That's Jermain Defoe biting Javier Mascherano. The FA even commented on his behaviour and felt that a ban/suspension wasn't necessary. It's nice to see consistency.

To be fair, I didn't think for a second that Suarez wouldn't get a ban, he's done himself no favours and he's this massive villain character but 10 games. Jesus. Instead of biting him he should have just said something racist - would have been 2 games less!

At least that'll give old Luis more time to spend in psychotherapy and at the orthodontist.

David Cameron will be happy - all of the UK's social problems are fixed now that we've got biting out of football.



No suspension.

[Zeppo]

That's what I was waiting for! Glad you didn't disappoint, Macca.