Tiger Woods hurt in car accident

Feanor · Post by **Feanor** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:47 pm

fletcher21 wrote:If he wants that, he could get a high end hooker like Hugh Grant and get his kicks that way.

I thought Hugh Grant got a very low-end hooker.

DivotMaker · Post by **DivotMaker** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:20 pm

JackB1 wrote:Divot....any chance EA will be dropping the name "Tiger Woods" from it's golf franchise games?

They stated early last week that they were staying with him...of course alot more has happened since then and if this continues, it is quite possible they will exit the relationship and contract likely due to a behavioral clause if there is one....

JackB1 · Post by **JackB1** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:24 pm

DivotMaker wrote:
JackB1 wrote:Divot....any chance EA will be dropping the name "Tiger Woods" from it's golf franchise games?
They stated early last week that they were staying with him...of course alot more has happened since then and if this continues, it is quite possible they will exit the relationship and contract likely due to a behavioral clause if there is one....

Do you think they will just take Tiger's name out of it and just call it "EA PGA Golf 2010 or something like that? Or would they look for another face to market with the game? Anthony Kim would be a good choice.
Tell them to pick a single guy!

DivotMaker · Post by **DivotMaker** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:33 pm

My guess is that it would be too late to bring another Golfer in as the face of the franchise and if EA did release Tiger, then my fear is the 2011 version would be delayed as there is a great deal of "Tiger" in the current games. My guess is they would simply go back to PGA TOUR Golf 11 and hopefully the game would actually play more like a PGA TOUR Golf simulation for a change....

JRod · Post by **JRod** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:44 pm

P#ssy Galore Association 2011?

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:46 pm

JRod wrote:P#ssy Galore Association 2011?

DivotMaker · Post by **DivotMaker** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:48 pm

dbdynsty25 wrote:
JRod wrote:P#ssy Galore Association 2011?

Seconded....

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:19 pm

JackB1 wrote:Do you think they will just take Tiger's name out of it and just call it "EA PGA Golf 2010 or something like that? Or would they look for another face to market with the game? Anthony Kim would be a good choice.
Tell them to pick a single guy!

Anthony Kim? No one outside of Golf Channel junkies could pick that guy out of a lineup.

The only other PGA TOUR players besides Tiger who have the name recognition among non-golfers that EA requires are Mickelson and Daly. And we all know Daly isn't getting the deal!

Take care,
PK

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:32 pm

Fred Funk 2011

10spro · Post by **10spro** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:43 pm

AK wouldn't be picked. You want a young and upcoming American golfer you need to look no further than Sean O'Hair.

MizzouRah · Post by **MizzouRah** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:45 pm

Wow... that's some ASS!!!

I'd knock #8 back BIG TIME!

F308GTB · Post by **F308GTB** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:52 pm

MizzouRah wrote:Wow... that's some ASS!!!

I'd knock #8 back BIG TIME!

More of #4 - she was a Cadillac booth babe...

http://gallery.mtbr.com/showphoto.php/p ... 45/cat/565

http://gallery.mtbr.com/showphoto.php/p ... 25/cat/565

http://gallery.mtbr.com/showphoto.php/p ... 08/cat/853

greggsand · Post by **greggsand** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:21 pm

So one of the girls supposedly snapped a full frontal picture of Tiger & playgirl is offering $$$ for it. I think back on page 3 I predicted we'd end up seeing Tiger's junk somehow...

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:50 am

Somehow Tiger's ding-dong pics won't have quite the same appeal for me as the Erin Andrews peephole video.

Take care,
PK

WillHunting · Post by **WillHunting** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:22 am

I would hope not for your kids/wife's sake. :p

Macca00 · Post by **Macca00** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:44 am

Danimal wrote: You never f***ed an ugly girl in college because she let you do nasty s*** to her?

lexbur · Post by **lexbur** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:52 am

pk500 wrote:
JackB1 wrote:Do you think they will just take Tiger's name out of it and just call it "EA PGA Golf 2010 or something like that? Or would they look for another face to market with the game? Anthony Kim would be a good choice.
Tell them to pick a single guy!
Anthony Kim? No one outside of Golf Channel junkies could pick that guy out of a lineup.

Take care,
PK

It’s funny you guys bring up Anthony Kim. When I went to Firestone back in August we were following Tiger’s group (back when I *WAS* a Tiger fan, ha!) and Kim’s group was just ahead of Tiger’s. We kept seeing this gorgeous, tall, slutty, stripper-looking blonde chick all by herself walking around, looking bored. Someone told us it was Kim’s girlfriend. We were like, “no way!” But sure enough, we saw him walk over to her more than a few times and chatted with her. They definitely knew eachother. It was almost comical how she towered over him.

I googled "Anthony Kim's girlfriend" and some other dark-haired super-model-looking chick shows up, not the girl I saw at Firestone. If a scrawny little guy like Anthony Kim can score chicks like that, I guess it really is the P*ssy Galore Association.

DivotMaker · Post by **DivotMaker** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:35 am

lexbur wrote:If a scrawny little guy like Anthony Kim can score chicks like that, I guess it really is the P*ssy Galore Association.

Well, lets be honest here...chicks still dig the long ball.....

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:45 pm

JackB1 · Post by **JackB1** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:06 pm

DivotMaker wrote:
lexbur wrote:If a scrawny little guy like Anthony Kim can score chicks like that, I guess it really is the P*ssy Galore Association.

AK's not so "scrawny". Short...yes? But if you want "scrawny", look at Tiger's matchmaker...Jesper Parnevic. Dude must be 6', 135 lbs.

Rodster · Post by **Rodster** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:55 pm

Good stuff db.

Rodster · Post by **Rodster** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:26 pm

I know it's premature but the career of TW or his grip on Golf appears to be over.

Tiger Woods taking 'indefinite break' from golf, statement on Web site says

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/11/tiger. ... index.html

wco81 · Post by **wco81** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:43 pm

Well either they think they have a lot of damage control to do or Tiger values his family more than his golf career.

But his statement says something like he's going to try but isn't sure it can be repaired.

PGA and the sponsors will pressure him to return by the first major.

DivotMaker · Post by **DivotMaker** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:02 pm

wco81 wrote:Well either they think they have a lot of damage control to do or Tiger values his family more than his golf career.

But his statement says something like he's going to try but isn't sure it can be repaired.

PGA and the sponsors will pressure him to return by the first major.

They can pressure him all they want. Tim Finchem has stated that Tiger can take all the time he needs before he returns...

The PGA Tour said it supported the decision by its biggest star.

"His priorities are where they need to be, and we will continue to respect and honor his family's request for privacy," PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem said in a statement, the tour's first public comment since Woods mentioned his "personal failings" on Dec. 2. "We look forward to Tiger's return to the PGA Tour when he determines the time is right for him."

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4735593

bulls23 · Post by **bulls23** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:09 pm

Full text of Tiger's statement:

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

TRANSLATION:

I cheated on my wife and it's my damn business. Since I'm worth a billion dollars plus, I don't ever have to set foot on a golf course again.

Last year when I was out, tv ratings dropped by 50 percent and a lot people lost money: (hotels , cities, restaurants etc) because I wasn't in town. Now if the media doesn't get offa my ass, a lot more money will be lost.

So all of you people who depend on me to be in a golf tournament better start rallying to my side and get these media houndbitches off of me or else.