OT: Cellphones in the bathroom

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:33 pm

I don't fumble...especially my electronics.

Boltman · Post by **Boltman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:53 pm

ScoopBrady wrote:So I go to the washroom this morning to grow a tail and I have the whole place to myself. That was short-lived as someone came in shortly afterwards and proceeded to go in a stall two doors down. I hate dropping mud with people in the room so I was a little miffed when this guy came in.

I'm trying to do my business quick and get the hell out of there while the guy in the other stall is making noises like he's preparing to give birth. It seems my newfound friend is stuggling in the delivery room and what happened next shocked the hell out of me.

The dude called his mom while he was trying to take a s***. I won't even answer my cellphone (if I even have it on me) in the bathroom and this guy makes a friggin' phone call. Not only did he make a phone call, it was to his mother! On the crapper!

Am I crazy for thinking that there is something very, very wrong with this?

(It's been a while since we've had a good defecation thread so I was inspired to share this experience.)

Wheres Grog when you need him?

BTW, can you put in any other descriptions for taking a crap in one post!? LMAO!

Boltman · Post by **Boltman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:10 pm

Sudz wrote:i usually do my hookers in there.

in the handicapped stall.

I usually do my lines of coke off of said hookers dead body in the handicapped stall myself.

I know, I know, cheesy, but it had to be said!

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:32 pm

No it didn't.

Sudz · Post by **Sudz** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:33 pm

dbdynsty25 wrote:No it didn't.

Boltman · Post by **Boltman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:37 pm

dbdynsty25 wrote:No it didn't.

Yes it did.

TheTruth · Post by **TheTruth** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:01 pm

dbdynsty25 wrote:
Sudz wrote:i usually take in my own cleaning stuff if i have to s*** at work.

and my blackberry.
Yes, the blackberry is essential. Nothing like chatting on instant messenger when you're doin' the duty. Gotta love it. And the person on the other end can't hear the flush when you're done either. It's win/win!

So, this begs the question. How many have posted on DSP from the crapper then?

I have read DSP from the crapper... haven't posted...yet.

Sudz · Post by **Sudz** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:03 pm

read it.

not posted.

yet.

TheTruth · Post by **TheTruth** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:23 pm

spoke too soon! Crapper post #1.

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:25 pm

TheTruth wrote:spoke too soon! Crapper post #1.

You even used a smile while using your vertical smile. How appropo.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:27 pm

TheTruth wrote:So, this begs the question. How many have posted on DSP from the crapper then?

I have read DSP from the crapper... haven't posted...yet.

Many times...from smartphones usually (Treo, Q, BB now).

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:39 pm

TheTruth wrote:So, this begs the question. How many have posted on DSP from the crapper then?

I have read DSP from the crapper... haven't posted...yet.

Negatoni on both. Hell, I don't even own a cell phone.

Take care,
PK

Leebo33 · Post by **Leebo33** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:50 pm

I have read and posted on DSP many times from the sh*tter using a laptop or PSP.

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:58 pm

Leebo33 wrote:I have read and posted on DSP many times from the sh*tter using a laptop or PSP.

You're a patient man for posting on the forums through your PSP. I've browsed DSP on the shitter many-a-time on my PSP but I don't think I could ever post using it. Then again, I don't text message at all so its an exercise in futility for me. Anyways, I'm off to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

JackB1 · Post by **JackB1** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:49 pm

has this ever happened?.....
you go into the john and there is a horrible lingering odor
from the guy before you that is so thick you can almost
lean against it. Shortly thereafter someone else comes in and
gives you an accusing dirty look. Do you say anything or
just carry on?

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:11 am

JackB1 wrote:has this ever happened?.....
you go into the john and there is a horrible lingering odor
from the guy before you that is so thick you can almost
lean against it. Shortly thereafter someone else comes in and
gives you an accusing dirty look. Do you say anything or
just carry on?

That's way too much toilet analysis my man, Jack. You're taking a sh*t, not taking your GMAT's.

Yours in feces,
PK

Templehorn · Post by **Templehorn** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:37 am

ScoopBrady wrote:So I go to the washroom this morning to grow a tail and I have the whole place to myself. That was short-lived as someone came in shortly afterwards and proceeded to go in a stall two doors down. I hate dropping mud with people in the room so I was a little miffed when this guy came in.

I'm trying to do my business quick and get the hell out of there while the guy in the other stall is making noises like he's preparing to give birth. It seems my newfound friend is stuggling in the delivery room and what happened next shocked the hell out of me.

The dude called his mom while he was trying to take a s***. I won't even answer my cellphone (if I even have it on me) in the bathroom and this guy makes a friggin' phone call. Not only did he make a phone call, it was to his mother! On the crapper!

Am I crazy for thinking that there is something very, very wrong with this?

(It's been a while since we've had a good defecation thread so I was inspired to share this experience.)

Stop ripping off my old material from SR.

pigpen81 · Post by **pigpen81** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:20 am

Stop ripping off my old material from SR.

Scoop and the rest of the gang...thanks so much for "ripping off SR material".

My wife and I had a huge and much needed laugh tonight after reading all of the different ways to have a mudslide.

I am tipping my cap to almost everyone in this thread.

Leebo33 · Post by **Leebo33** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:10 am

ScoopBrady wrote:You're a patient man for posting on the forums through your PSP.

No, I just need more fiber in my diet to shorten the trips! Seriously, I don't think I've ever posted more than a line or two from the PSP. I usually just read DSP with the PSP in the morning while I'm "taking care of some paperwork."

Boltman · Post by **Boltman** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:30 am

Seriously, it just blows my mind that so many of you can do so many things that require a bit of time while on the toilet.

For me the thing is, I just dont have the time, when I crap I am in and out of the head in less than 2 minutes, no joke. The second I'm starting to sit, I'm done in less than 30 seconds. Hell, wiping takes longer than the actual act.

My kid and wife can be in there for what seems 15 minutes or so, I mean, WTF!?

I could never be on that thing more than a minute.

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:02 am

Boltman wrote:I could never be on that thing more than a minute.

You are missing one of life's simple pleasures, my man.

My sh*tter is my library and my think tank. I think I need to strip the wallpaper from the walls of our downstairs toilet and put mahogany paneling on the walls so it will better resemble a study, which the room serves for me.

Take care,
PK

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:43 pm

Templehorn wrote:Stop ripping off my old material from SR.

Don't flatter yourself Siam. I know Grog had a defecation thread a while back here but I sure don't remember you starting a thread about using cellphones in public restrooms. That's how my day started yesterday and I was inclined to share. Plus I know there's a lot of guys who love their cellies around here so I wanted to see what the general consesus was on using the phone in a public restroom. Sorry to disappoint.

Kissrox · Post by **Kissrox** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:20 pm

I do my best reading while on the can!. I catch up on magazines, articles, check voice mail, think about what I need to get done. It's my quiet time. I do hate when people come in while I'm dropping the kids off but hey, it is a bathroom... If it stinks, leave. I hate having to take a dump and it looks like the guy before you tried to repaint the bowl!!! Double flush, man!!!!

Templehorn · Post by **Templehorn** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:26 pm

ok fair enough. But my story is the story of stories.

I was on a camping trip when I was in college and hadn't taken a dump in like 3 days due to the outdoors.

Then we finally got back into the city and I had to do it. So I did it in a public restroom bec. I could feel the runs coming.

Like many of you, I hate public restrooms and hate when someone is taking a dump besides me. So I scoped out the place and found that no one was there and went ahead to do my thing.

Then some f***er comes in and sits in the stall right by me. there are like 5 stalls in the whole place but he sits by me.

Then the guy starts trying to talk to me. I 'm like wtf. He's asking how's the weather etc.... I ignore him. Then I hear some rumbling noise, like some paper crumbling. Sure enough, the dude is eating his lunch while taking a s***.

But that wasn't the grossest part. Then some other guy comes in the stall, and calls out the guys name next to me, I guess they knew each other. So the two have a conversation, one taking a s*** while eating lunch, and the other washing his hands or something. So they talk about what he's eating and the guy outside the stall asks how it tastes like. The guy in the stall tells him his wife made it and this and that. So the outside guy asks if he could try some. The guy taking the dump agrees.

So the gut outside the stall puts his hand down there to reach inside the stall, and the guy taking the dump gives him part of his sandwich or whatever he was eating. The guy eats it up right there outside the stall and says how good it tastes.

I am thinking to myself holy s***, wtf is this guy thinking. The guy is eating a sandwich from a guy who's taking a s*** in a stall. I wanted to ge tthe f*** out of there but decided to wait until those 2 left the restroom.

The only other gross experience I've had in my life assosicated with Sh|t was when I was a kid and playing baseball and slide into 3rd base. I didn't see the pile of dogshit right before 3rd base and it went all over my pants.

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:29 pm

Wow Siam. You're right, it was practically word for word. I'm very sorry.

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