OT: Hand washing, or lack thereof

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:36 pm

I hate it when I see people just walk right out of the bathroom without washing their hands. It really changes what you think about a person doesn't it?

I'm what you would call a solitaire sh#tter. I like to be alone when I'm blowing ass. The germs of a public washroom don't bother me, the public part is what kills me. I can take precautions to get rid of the germs (and I do) but I can't do a damn thing about somebody walking in when I'm ready to drop mud.

I have a routine:
Walk into bathroom.
Check if it's empty.
Pick a stall.
Wipe the stall seat with toilet paper (I'll use some sort of spray if it is available).
Take more toilet paper and line the top of the toilet seat with it.
Drop mud.
Wipe my ass.
Make sure toilet paper from seat isn't stuck to my ass.
Flush toilet.
Pull up and fasten my drawers.
Wash hands.
Exit.

Now if somebody walks in when I'm sitting on the stall preparing to launch I will hold it in, no matter how painful or pressing the need, until they leave the bathroom.

I think I just shared too much.

Maybe I'm possessed by Grog.

wco81 · Post by **wco81** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:54 pm

Fight Club is alive and well, especially among food service workers!

skidmark · Post by **skidmark** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:56 pm

It always baffles me when people try to start up a urinal conversation... it makes me believe in robots and aliens, because men should be programmed not to talk to each other when their wangs are out.

My most uncomfortable urinal experience had nothing to do with what was said though. I'm at the local Single-A losers baseball game and I go into the John for a quick squirt. They've got a line of 6 "down to the floor so that it splashes on your shoes" urinals with no dividers. I snag the furthest one in figuring that will leave plenty of options and space so I should have no worries. As soon as I start up, in comes a group from the local chapter of the association of retarded citizens. All five urinals next to me are immediately filled as each man uniformly steps up to plate and drops his trousers to his ankles. I'm not intending for this post to at all bag on the mentally handicapped... just saying that it was the most uncomfortable leak I've ever taken.

Granatofan · Post by **Granatofan** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:57 pm

ScoopBrady wrote: Take more toilet paper and line the top of the toilet seat with it.

My biology professor in college said he thought the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the public was that ass gasket you put on the seat to keep your skin from touching the seat. Germs can pass through it just like they can toilet paper.

Ted

skidmark · Post by **skidmark** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:03 pm

Granatofan wrote:
ScoopBrady wrote: Take more toilet paper and line the top of the toilet seat with it.
My biology professor in college said he thought the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the public was that ass gasket you put on the seat to keep your skin from touching the seat. Germs can pass through it just like they can toilet paper.

Ted

I've heard that too... that the bacteria was much smaller than the pourous paper meant to block them - I still use them all the time though. I'd rather attempt a leaning jowler than resort to a tp only method though.... and some toilets are just so hideous you have to go with that method to start.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:11 pm

LOL...funniest line I've heard here in a while...the leaning jowler. HAHA...I'm using that one. Coincidentally the dudes name that came up with it is skidmark, but that's neither here nor there.

Good one Skid.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:54 pm

My last job employed someone we referred to as the "Mad Shitter." We'd be emptying the tanks at the urinal when all of a sudden this man would bolt out of the stall after flushing. We never could figure out who it was...

snaz16 · Post by **snaz16** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:13 pm

This thread has been educational to say the least, lets see:
Leaning jowler
Ass gasket
Quick squirt
Drop mud
blowing ass...my personal favorite!
One eyed worm...I prefer the One eyed wrinkle neck bass.
and Turd burglars...........
Good stuff

So I'm guessing there's not a lot of you guys that would like to shake hands with Moises Alou

johnnypark · Post by **johnnypark** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:37 pm

I remember one time when I was working at a restaurant I saw one of the cooks leave the restroom right after using the bathroom without washing his hands.