Tiger Woods hurt in car accident

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:28 pm

None of the broads Tiger is banging are even remotely as gorgeous as his wife. Take this British cocktail waitress that Tiger allegedly banged roadhouse style:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/63 ... Woods.html

She is ROUGH.

Take care,
PK

Gangrel · Post by **Gangrel** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:31 pm

I think now it's just turning into a dog pile.... (pardon the pun). Soon, every women in america will claim Tiger slept with them.

DivotMaker · Post by **DivotMaker** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:27 pm

Gangrel wrote:I think now it's just turning into a dog pile.... (pardon the pun). Soon, every women in america will claim Tiger slept with them.

Mindy is ugly. Rachel and Jaimee I would not call "dogs".....either way, this just gets uglier by the day.

F308GTB · Post by **F308GTB** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:32 pm

DivotMaker wrote:
Gangrel wrote:I think now it's just turning into a dog pile.... (pardon the pun). Soon, every women in america will claim Tiger slept with them.
Mindy is ugly. Rachel and Jaimee I would not call "dogs".....either way, this just gets uglier by the day.

At some point I think this has to affect his endorsements. It will also leave a black mark, IMO, on the golf course. In a sport where personal integrity and honesty are paramount, how can his fellow golfers trust him? If he's willing to blatantly cheat on his wife...

Gangrel · Post by **Gangrel** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:26 pm

DivotMaker wrote:
Gangrel wrote:I think now it's just turning into a dog pile.... (pardon the pun). Soon, every women in america will claim Tiger slept with them.
Mindy is ugly. Rachel and Jaimee I would not call "dogs".....either way, this just gets uglier by the day.

My pun was actually meant for Tiger being a dog....

But it works that way too. Sometimes I'm so clever I don't even realize it!

To bring in a gaming related thing, if this gets worse and worse, will there still be Tiger Woods 11? Or maybe just PGA Tour 11?

At some point I can't imagine all these companies sticking with him, especially EA Sports and their "family friendly" image......

toonarmy · Post by **toonarmy** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:49 pm

Gangrel wrote:
DivotMaker wrote:
Gangrel wrote:I think now it's just turning into a dog pile.... (pardon the pun). Soon, every women in america will claim Tiger slept with them.
Mindy is ugly. Rachel and Jaimee I would not call "dogs".....either way, this just gets uglier by the day.
My pun was actually meant for Tiger being a dog....

But it works that way too. Sometimes I'm so clever I don't even realize it!

To bring in a gaming related thing, if this gets worse and worse, will there still be Tiger Woods 11? Or maybe just PGA Tour 11?

At some point I can't imagine all these companies sticking with him, especially EA Sports and their "family friendly" image......

That's a reasonable question. It all depends on how deep this issue continues to go. He can overcome this if there are not many more women coming forward, he is able to smooth things over with his wife and convince the public he is making an honest effort to correct his shortcomings, and he keeps his nose clean from here on out. That's a lot of ifs, though. It looks to me like this isn't a case of a few isolated incidents of infidelity with several women. I'm sure his handlers will have him make some sincere statements of how sorry he is and how he is working to get his life back on track off the course, how he is learning from his mistakes, etc. Time will tell if the public buys it. If they do buy it then Tiger's name will continue to have good marketing power. If they don't buy it then companies such as EA will drop him as an endorser.

Tiger appears to be a spoiled brat who demands he gets his way. His on-course behavior is evidence. What's going to happen when fans start heckling him and making unkind comments? How will Tiger react when a sports reporter finally has the balls to ask how all this extracurricular activity has affected his game? How will he react if the dynamic in the clubhouse is different than before? Tiger is going to be challenged in the area of self control like never before, in a lot of different ways.

Feanor · Post by **Feanor** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:51 pm

F308GTB wrote:In a sport where personal integrity and honesty are paramount, how can his fellow golfers trust him? If he's willing to blatantly cheat on his wife...

A lot of his fellow pro golfers also cheat on their wives.

greggsand · Post by **greggsand** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:51 pm

pk500 wrote:None of the broads Tiger is banging are even remotely as gorgeous as his wife. Take this British cocktail waitress that Tiger allegedly banged roadhouse style:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/63 ... Woods.html

She is ROUGH.

Take care,
PK

Steve Phillips would kill for some 'strange' that hot...

wco81 · Post by **wco81** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:58 pm

Again, the next time he plays, the ratings will probably be higher.

No sponsors have cut him yet.

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:21 pm

Tiger's path to redemption is simple: Win The Masters in April.

Seriously, if the dude wins the first major of the 2010 season, all will be forgiven. Sad commentary on the shallow nature of the American sports fan and the companies that whore off his image, but it's true.

Take care,
PK

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:23 pm

greggsand wrote:
pk500 wrote:None of the broads Tiger is banging are even remotely as gorgeous as his wife. Take this British cocktail waitress that Tiger allegedly banged roadhouse style:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/63 ... Woods.html

She is ROUGH.

Take care,
PK
Steve Phillips would kill for some 'strange' that hot...

True!

Take care,
PK

Sport73 · Post by **Sport73** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:52 pm

Tiger will announce he is a sex addict; apologize again, and enter 'counseling'. His wife will stay with him, and after 6 months of radio-silence for endorsements he'll be 'damaged' but still making money through EA, Gilette, and a few others (Male-oriented demographics where a guy that gets laid a lot is not considered a negative). He'll lose the car sponsorships etc., but it won't hurt too bad.

More importantly, his career will suffer. Say what you will, but you can get inside Tiger's head; and all of this coverage and the talk sure to follow next time he enters a tourney will distract him. No MAJORS in 2010 and perhaps his worst year yet.

You heard it here.

10spro · Post by **10spro** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:35 pm

I think that Tigers' most beloved fans may have lost the respect albeit on a temporary basis for him. As most other known athletes, he'll survive this particular dark stage of his life and I think he'll come out even stronger. The dude has won every single golf tournament that exists, the only thing that's left to know is when will he catch up Jack Nicklaus in the Majors department. The uncanny ultra competitive nature in him is one is a kind.

He'll still be the best.

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:32 pm

Sport73 wrote:He'll lose the car sponsorships etc., but it won't hurt too bad.

He already lost the Buick deal. Not sure if it was a government requirement for the bailout or shortly before the bailout.

Sport73 wrote:More importantly, his career will suffer. Say what you will, but you can get inside Tiger's head; and all of this coverage and the talk sure to follow next time he enters a tourney will distract him. No MAJORS in 2010 and perhaps his worst year yet.

You heard it here.

Yep. It probably will go one of two ways. He'll either steel himself more than ever and destroy his foes or plunge into the tank. Either way, golf will get higher TV ratings than ever when Tiger is contending.

PGA TOUR commissioner Tim Finchem must love this.

Take care,
PK

GameSeven · Post by **GameSeven** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:44 pm

pk500 wrote:None of the broads Tiger is banging are even remotely as gorgeous as his wife. Take this British cocktail waitress that Tiger allegedly banged roadhouse style:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/63 ... Woods.html

She is ROUGH.

Take care,
PK

The best thing in that article is the assertion of one esteemed Mr. Smallwood that is of the opinion Tiger is a sex addict.

wco81 · Post by **wco81** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:46 pm

Is Buick still in business? Heard he's spokesman for Cadillac now.

Well last year, he lost ever major, including failing to make the cut in the British Open.

But he was coming back from ACL.

He'll increase ratings but whenever he fails to win, there will be jokes that he wanted to get to the club early.

GameSeven · Post by **GameSeven** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:52 pm

Edit: Redundant msg deleted

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:05 pm

GameSeven wrote:Yahoo/others report "bad timing" for the following January 2010 magazine cover:

Go back to page 9.

DivotMaker · Post by **DivotMaker** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:20 pm

pk500 wrote:
He already lost the Buick deal. Not sure if it was a government requirement for the bailout or shortly before the bailout.

Buick bailed on Tiger about 9 months ago during all of the auto industry bailout....had nothing to do with what is going on now....

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:02 pm

wco81 wrote:Is Buick still in business? Heard he's spokesman for Cadillac now.

Woods does not have a deal with any GM brand anymore. But maybe he should pitch Escalades now!

GM kept Buick along with Cadillac and Chevrolet as one of its car brands. Somewhat odd, considering Buick is considered a niche marque for bluehairs in the U.S.

But -- and this is the truth -- Buicks are a very popular GM marque in many demographics in China. So GM kept Buick because of the growth potential in China.

Take care,
PK

GB_Simo · Post by **GB_Simo** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:43 pm

GameSeven wrote:
pk500 wrote:None of the broads Tiger is banging are even remotely as gorgeous as his wife. Take this British cocktail waitress that Tiger allegedly banged roadhouse style:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/63 ... Woods.html

She is ROUGH.

Take care,
PK
The best thing in that article is the assertion of one esteemed Mr. Smallwood that is of the opinion Tiger is a sex addict.

Bravo, GameSeven. Bravo. Can't believe I hadn't noticed that.

PK, the woman in that News Of The World interview isn't British and I'll thank you for not trying to take the least attractive one so far and palm her off onto us, as it were. I've slept with worse, mind.

GameSeven · Post by **GameSeven** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:48 pm

dbdynsty25 wrote:
GameSeven wrote:Yahoo/others report "bad timing" for the following January 2010 magazine cover:
Go back to page 9.

Cool, bro. Was avoiding the Tiger uproar for a few days and never went back to re-read the whole thread.

pk500 · Post by **pk500** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:09 pm

GB_Simo wrote:PK, the woman in that News Of The World interview isn't British and I'll thank you for not trying to take the least attractive one so far and palm her off onto us, as it were. I've slept with worse, mind.

Sorry! I caught that on the flip side but didn't want to edit my original post after it had been quoted.

Your corner of the globe has some lovely birds. Maybe Lucy Pinder will come out as a Tiger conquest. MEOW!

Take care,
PK

fsquid · Post by **fsquid** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:21 am

The number is starting to resemble a telethon's status board. I'm expecting Jerry Lewis to come out and tell us what number we are up to now.

Brando70 · Post by **Brando70** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:49 am

Gregg, damn you to hell for that video. Not only do I have that in my head, it triggered a flashback to the Christian Bale video, which took six months to shake off.

What I can't fathom is how a guy who seems intelligent could think he would be able to pork away without getting caught. You would have thought he would have learned a thing or two about keeping affairs quiet after spending so much time with Michael Jordan.