OT: Anyone here like to cuddle?

TheMightyPuck · Post by **TheMightyPuck** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:34 pm

Check out the eyes

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/m ... ml?cnn=yes

I think this guy should hook up the runaway bride for some conjugal visits.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:54 pm

Hell yeah...70 times with a claw hammer. I just sent the link to my girl...and told her to take notes.

PadresFan104 · Post by **PadresFan104** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:09 pm

dbdynsty25 wrote:Hell yeah...70 times with a claw hammer. I just sent the link to my girl...and told her to take notes.

Hmm... don't keep any claw hammers by my side of the bed... Wonder how much damage I could do with a remote control and a PSP? But if I broke the PSP, what would I do in jail? Ok, don't answer that...

TheMightyPuck · Post by **TheMightyPuck** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:11 pm

PadresFan104 wrote:
dbdynsty25 wrote:Hell yeah...70 times with a claw hammer. I just sent the link to my girl...and told her to take notes.

Hmm... don't keep any claw hammers by my side of the bed... Wonder how much damage I could do with a remote control and a PSP? But if I broke the PSP, what would I do in jail? Ok, don't answer that...

Sully · Post by **Sully** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:11 pm

I'll have to show this to my wife. She should consider herself lucky...

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:16 pm

For Sports Center? Hell no! For the Bears? Hell yes!

rubba19 · Post by **rubba19** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:03 pm

Sully wrote:I'll have to show this to my wife. She should consider herself lucky...

Cuddling? Can someone give me a link to this procedure?

j/k

Actually did show this to the wife.....got one of those "you think you're really funny" laughs...

Post by **ScoopBrady** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:59 pm

I e-mailed the story to my wife. I got a 1-word reply. It simply read:
Jackass.

dbdynsty25 · Post by **dbdynsty25** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:37 pm

At least I got a "that dude is psycho" replay to the email.

kicko · Post by **kicko** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:12 pm

that's funny i usually have to cuddle to get sex

Jimmydeicide · Post by **Jimmydeicide** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:43 pm

kicko wrote:that's funny i usually have to cuddle to get sex

Wow , nice. I had to buy mine a Volvo,and then it only lasted 2 weeks.

(the sex,Volvo is fine)

kicko · Post by **kicko** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:18 pm

Jimmydeicide wrote:
kicko wrote:that's funny i usually have to cuddle to get sex
Wow , nice. I had to buy mine a Volvo,and then it only lasted 2 weeks.

(the sex,Volvo is fine)

i never said it works........

XXXIV · Post by **XXXIV** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:39 pm

ScoopBrady wrote:I e-mailed the story to my wife. I got a 1-word reply. It simply read:
Jackass.

LOL

You married well

Jimmydeicide · Post by **Jimmydeicide** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:41 am

kicko wrote:
Jimmydeicide wrote:
kicko wrote:that's funny i usually have to cuddle to get sex
Wow , nice. I had to buy mine a Volvo,and then it only lasted 2 weeks.

(the sex,Volvo is fine)
i never said it works........

Nice one.