Fancy a chuckle?

[Jimmydeicide]

Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

I saw six men kicking and punching the
mother-in-law. My neighbour
said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should
be enough.'

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a
new bike. Then I
realized, God doesn't work that way, so I stole one
and asked him to
forgive me.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on
it. I said,
"Thyroid problem?"

Peter Kay