OT: Inner Peace...(funny)

[Teal]

A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Grey Goose, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.
You haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Send this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum...