Are you curious about taking this simple but entertaining shooter online, but reluctant to do so because it will take time away from scouting the 2021 draft in your Madden franchise?
Maybe you've thought about playing, but you're paralyzed by the fear of being teabagged by some ADHD tween named TurmanatorBallzzz12?
Perhaps you've dabbled online but managed to do naught but call down mortar strikes on your own team and rack up 2/21 kill:death ratios?
We we hear at DPS Labs have just the solution for you! Join us Tuesday at 9:30pm Central and work through your anxieties in the company of friends, or at least people who will encourage you while IM'ing others about your many shortcomings.
Revel in our collective mediocrity and realize that you are not alone. And hey, at least you get to blow the living s*** out of some semi-mythical former Soviet republic!!
DSP Labs is not responsible for any emotional trauma, game addiction, photo-sensitive epileptic seizures or other damage to person, marriage or sense of self which may accompany this program. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, please see a doctor. Seriously, that would be f***ed up, especially if you're playing a videogame...
PS C'mon and play guys. I'm getting sick of knifing Teal in the back while he lurks at the map edges
