DSP Poker Night BF:BC; Turn out and blow stuff up!!
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- RobVarak
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DSP Poker Night BF:BC; Turn out and blow stuff up!!
Do you suffer from BF:BC reluctance syndrome?
Are you curious about taking this simple but entertaining shooter online, but reluctant to do so because it will take time away from scouting the 2021 draft in your Madden franchise?
Maybe you've thought about playing, but you're paralyzed by the fear of being teabagged by some ADHD tween named TurmanatorBallzzz12?
Perhaps you've dabbled online but managed to do naught but call down mortar strikes on your own team and rack up 2/21 kill:death ratios?
We we hear at DPS Labs have just the solution for you! Join us Tuesday at 9:30pm Central and work through your anxieties in the company of friends, or at least people who will encourage you while IM'ing others about your many shortcomings.
Revel in our collective mediocrity and realize that you are not alone. And hey, at least you get to blow the living s*** out of some semi-mythical former Soviet republic!!
DSP Labs is not responsible for any emotional trauma, game addiction, photo-sensitive epileptic seizures or other damage to person, marriage or sense of self which may accompany this program. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, please see a doctor. Seriously, that would be f***ed up, especially if you're playing a videogame...
PS C'mon and play guys. I'm getting sick of knifing Teal in the back while he lurks at the map edges
Are you curious about taking this simple but entertaining shooter online, but reluctant to do so because it will take time away from scouting the 2021 draft in your Madden franchise?
Maybe you've thought about playing, but you're paralyzed by the fear of being teabagged by some ADHD tween named TurmanatorBallzzz12?
Perhaps you've dabbled online but managed to do naught but call down mortar strikes on your own team and rack up 2/21 kill:death ratios?
We we hear at DPS Labs have just the solution for you! Join us Tuesday at 9:30pm Central and work through your anxieties in the company of friends, or at least people who will encourage you while IM'ing others about your many shortcomings.
Revel in our collective mediocrity and realize that you are not alone. And hey, at least you get to blow the living s*** out of some semi-mythical former Soviet republic!!
DSP Labs is not responsible for any emotional trauma, game addiction, photo-sensitive epileptic seizures or other damage to person, marriage or sense of self which may accompany this program. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, please see a doctor. Seriously, that would be f***ed up, especially if you're playing a videogame...
PS C'mon and play guys. I'm getting sick of knifing Teal in the back while he lurks at the map edges
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Yes, I can pay you for the #$%& steering wheel next week...mixdj1 wrote:Best Poker Night post ever!!!
It sucks that I don't have the game yet and can't join you. Maybe next week.
I'm in, Rob, and I'm gonna take your knife and perforate your sphincter with it...
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That happened to Rob and I last night, but I quit out, reinvited him, and we had no more problems staying in squad.Zeppo wrote:I shall do my best to make it, but will most likely have to quit by 11:30 edt or so. A 10pm edt start would suit me better.
Also I'm not going to stick around too long if getting into the same squad becomes a problem.
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It is, but it's as much fun to kill your pals as to help them...particularly in the game where deaths can be so epic and cinematicZeppo wrote:The game seems ideally suited for pairs. Trying to keep three or four together on the same squad, or even the same team, seems very frustrating. t
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Zeppo and others,
I may be on at 9pm. Can't say for sure though. Keep an eye out and maybe we can start earlier.
I'm disappointed at the turnout. I'm surprised this game hasn't gotten more traction around these parts.
I may be on at 9pm. Can't say for sure though. Keep an eye out and maybe we can start earlier.
I'm disappointed at the turnout. I'm surprised this game hasn't gotten more traction around these parts.
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Great fun tonight guys. Teal, that game you left was unreal. I was in the zone and went for like 750 points! I don't think I've ever broken 500 before that, and nobody else on my team had 300. I was f***in Rambo
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The squad thing is easy to remedy. I'm all for quitting out and getting everyone on the same team, as it's not nearly as much fun, for me anyway, to be on the opposite end of the spectrum from everyone else. That last match did me in. I'd like for us to work harder to keep the squad together.
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That's fine. When it was 2 on 2 I was fine, except that those dudes that were carrying nyisles and Johnny were incredibly good. The construction site map was an absolute clinic on both sides. I dont' think we ever even saw the gold as the attackers!Teal wrote:The squad thing is easy to remedy. I'm all for quitting out and getting everyone on the same team, as it's not nearly as much fun, for me anyway, to be on the opposite end of the spectrum from everyone else. That last match did me in. I'd like for us to work harder to keep the squad together.
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